I was enjoying another evening of blogger watching and accidentally read one which is bad luck on Fridays (21 years of bad luck). I was overtaken by a psychic vision – I can’t predict when my ability to see beyond will occur, so I let my clairvoyant friend, detached subconsciousness help me out with that.

In my vision, the secret members of the Illuminati were discussing how with their help, blogging is slowly becoming the the pastime like T.V. They want us all deeply involved in our own little cerebral prison cells, just oblivious to reality. They kept referring to how the adsense project was no longer effective. They need something new to mesmerize the populous into chasing the illusive reward of unfathomable riches for another ten years. I then was privileged to hear the reason they want us to think of them as a foolish old story shrouded in folklore. It turns out that all they want to do is sit on top of mountains of cash and smoke marijuana! I was right all along!

Sometimes I will track another blogger or group of bloggers and study how they migrate and alter content to help themselves blend in to whatever it is they are compelled to connect to. Enter the disconsolated, attention needy blogger. They endlessly compare themselves to other bloggers; this is how their imperative blog-comfort zone is maintained. What they read and who they befriend is constantly readjusted and optimized dynamically so they will satisfy that which controls them. Their ego must at all times be kept in a state of equilibrium. They divide friends into groups:

  • the less intelligent lost blogger
  • the superior imaginative blogger
  • the semi-equal
  • the empty filler-blogger

They can’t have too many superiors nor too many inferiors. They want the middle ground. Why? It is so they can hide in the mix. They fight perpetually for attention so they can hide in a carefully engineered blogosphere subgroup.

My favorite is the cash-money brother blogger. I do actually like a few cash blogs. I like the female blogger LFXT she’s really cool and is a sweetheart. I also like Jonathan Phillips blog,Smart,Wealthy,Rich He makes his blog have all the characteristics of the “probloggers” and writes similar content. He’ll then explain how to create the illusion of wealth and appear pro. A lot of bloggers create similar appearances , but he’s the only one blatantly admitting his disguise and gives you lessons! That is humorous and very cool. Most of the others just follow blindly in massive hordes only to remain forever in mediocrity. I’m still waiting for problogger to read my blog and write a personality laden comment on one of my posts. Well, okay. . .I’m really not waiting.

I am currently designing a program that writes payer per post articles on twelve blogs, with ten daily posts each. That’s 120 paid posts per day at a minimum of $5.00 each. That’s $600.00 per day or $50,400 per year at a minimum. I’m joking of course but I would need a computer to do the work because I would die of of an empty soul if I tried to do that.

My favourite blogs are and will always be very cool personal blogs with interesting authors at the helm. I thrive on comments from my friends and commenting on their blogs in return. Just remember, whatever you write – write from the soul:)

Bobby Revell

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