Revellian: My Eight Random Facts
Amber and Lynda both tagged me very recently to disclose 8 random facts about myself. I don’t do a lot of memes but I always wanted to reveal these facts:)
Here are the rules:
- Players start with 8 random facts about themselves.
- Those who are tagged should post these rules and their 8 random facts.
- Players should tag 8 other people and notify them that they have been tagged.
1. My name really isn’t Bobby. My name is Ernie Spunkmeyer. I am a thirteen yearold boy who loves chit-chatting with beautiful online women.
2. The first woman I ever french kissed was an American Indian squaw named Mahgoo. She weighed 400 pounds and had rotten teeth. We made quite a ruckus in her tepee.
3. I am illiterate. I dictated this to my secretary (a blind 73 yearold sex threapist whom I am having a torrid affair with).
4. I once shot a man for laughing at me. I feel guilty now because it turns out, he wasn’t laughing, he was choking on a piece of steak.
5. When I was eight, I was hired as Richard Gere’s gerbil boy. Hey, I know it’s sick, but I wore a blindfold and $400.00 per hour isn’t bad money.
6. I was recently diagnosed with 31 severe mental disorders.
7. I slept with 9 of my eigth grade female school teachers and they all still remain out of jail.
8. All of the above facts are completely fabricated lies.
Enough of the funny stuff. Here are my real eight facts:
1. I have almost been married 5 times.
2. One woman I was engaged to hardly ever called me. I was always the one calling her. One day I stopped calling her and I have never heard from her again. It turns out she was somebody using a fake name. She was killed in a car accident and that’s why I never heard from her.
3. I love super hot spicy food!
4. I have a black belt in four different martial arts and I love to box.
5. When I was thirteen, I freaked my parents out by questioning my catholic religion. I read at least 50 books on all religions and became a Taoist.
6. I think Jessica Alba is the most beautiful woman actress.
7. My favourite authors are H.P. Lovecraft and Clive Barker.
8. Intelligent female bloggers turn me on.
The 8 bloggers I tagged [I guess the ones who have already been tagged by someone else and responded don't have to respond and neither is it incumbent upon others tagged by me... feel free to ignore ;)]
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A tag eh? Sounds like similar to a chain letter, yet I suppose It would be interesting to disclose personal information about myself. I’ll give it a shot.
I love the twist… trust a writer. I love hot spicy food as well… and for a long time, ‘Weaveworld’ was one of my favourite books…
Randy, A chain letter?LOL
It’s just a fun way to build links and write something about yourself for the world to see:)
1. Hmmm. Good luck on your sixth.
2. That’s crazy. That should be a movie. With Jesicca Alba?
3. Okay. That’s cool.
4. I aplogize in advance (in case I ever offend you in the future).
5. Taoists are just too lazy to make up their minds about real religions! (I’m just joking. Really. Don’t hit me.)
6. She’ll probably blush when she reads that.
7. That’s okay, too. I suppose.
8. Me too!
Amber: Wow, you love hot spicy food too! I loved Weaveworld, Clive Barker is an incredibly perplexing author. I’m glad you liked the twist:)
People in the sun: Thanks, I really enjoyed and laughed while reading your responses:)
i thought you looked familiar… it’s me miss sparks,, eighth grade english!!!!!!!
Hi Bobby, I am your number 3!
PS. Changed the url you mentioned in my blog to your new location.
Paisley: Miss Sparks! I thought that was you. That was one hot afternoon:)
Mariuca: I just knew you were a hot and spicy girl:):):)
Thanks for changing that, I am well on my way now:)
Will do, look for my answers early next week. Thanks for the tag Bobby.
Thanks Sonadora, I look forward to reading:)
Wow, not only are you funny, but I do believe that you are the most intelligent blogger on the web. Do they have an award for that? I’m becoming completely fascinated by your blog!
Christy, that is incredibly nice of you to say. I am speechless:)
LMAO at the “untrue facts”
thanx for the tag,,, I’ll work on the answer this weekend 
have a good one!
Willow: I can’t wait to see what you come up with. Glad you liked the twist:)
I fully agree with your #6 & #8, although I would say Alba is the most beautiful American actress. The many French sirens still get my vote.
I think you failed to see that the first eight were actually the true ones:)
I also got tagged on this (followed your link from wannabewino), but mine was 7 and 7. Kinda weird that there are two of these going around, no? Anyway, love your answers
Hey! I’ve almost been married two times, and I think Jessica Alba’s former fiance - Michael Weatherly - is the cutest guy on tv (NCIS). Our similarities are uncanny!
HollyGL, I have thought many times about where I would be if I had gotten married. Most all of my friends are married but their lives aren’t all bliss. I think I turned to the Internet because of loneliness. It’s a way to reach out to others. If I were married, chances are I wouldn’t even have a blog, I’d be at home loving my wife. Not the reply you expected huh? I hope and pray I find the woman for me, I would literally do anything for real love, I mean anything, anyplace, or any sacrifice.
Hey there! Enjoyed the post! I included you in my Magnificent Seven. Take care
Thanks Barrett:)
done
http://noweepingallowed.blogspot.com/2007/06/eight-things.html
had a lot of fun with it [I made it a book-related theme], thanx again for the tag
Dear Erbie Spunknyder, the 8 random facts about you are quite shocking to me. Every fact I read, I swallowed a gulp of saliva. At the sixth fact, I do not have any more saliva to swallow. Yeah! Completely dried. It is like we have the same life history. I did all that you have done from 1 right up to 7. Of course, this is a fabrication too, just like the fact number 8. Well Bobby Revellian, you are a fine blogger. Unique and rare. You are a class much respected, especially by me. Salute!
Zubli: Thank you sir. I had hope you would read this. I may not be the greatest writer, but imagination, I do have. I don’t know if I am as rare as you. I can’t be anything but me. That’s why I respect you so, is because you define yourself in everything you do. In this world of followers and imitators, that is truly rare:)
You’re welcome! I’ll always be a beginner in Martial arts just like everybody else