Amber and Lynda both tagged me very recently to disclose 8 random facts about myself. I don’t do a lot of memes but I always wanted to reveal these facts:)

Here are the rules:

  • Players start with 8 random facts about themselves.
  • Those who are tagged should post these rules and their 8 random facts.
  • Players should tag 8 other people and notify them that they have been tagged.

1. My name really isn’t Bobby. My name is Ernie Spunkmeyer. I am a thirteen yearold boy who loves chit-chatting with beautiful online women.

2. The first woman I ever french kissed was an American Indian squaw named Mahgoo. She weighed 400 pounds and had rotten teeth. We made quite a ruckus in her tepee.

3. I am illiterate. I dictated this to my secretary (a blind 73 yearold sex threapist whom I am having a torrid affair with).

4. I once shot a man for laughing at me. I feel guilty now because it turns out, he wasn’t laughing, he was choking on a piece of steak.

5. When I was eight, I was hired as Richard Gere’s gerbil boy. Hey, I know it’s sick, but I wore a blindfold and $400.00 per hour isn’t bad money.

6. I was recently diagnosed with 31 severe mental disorders.

7. I slept with 9 of my eigth grade female school teachers and they all still remain out of jail.

8. All of the above facts are completely fabricated lies.

Enough of the funny stuff. Here are my real eight facts:

1. I have almost been married 5 times.

2. One woman I was engaged to hardly ever called me. I was always the one calling her. One day I stopped calling her and I have never heard from her again. It turns out she was somebody using a fake name. She was killed in a car accident and that’s why I never heard from her.

3. I love super hot spicy food!

4. I have a black belt in four different martial arts and I love to box.

5. When I was thirteen, I freaked my parents out by questioning my catholic religion. I read at least 50 books on all religions and became a Taoist.

6. I think Jessica Alba is the most beautiful woman actress.

7. My favourite authors are H.P. Lovecraft and Clive Barker.

8. Intelligent female bloggers turn me on.

The 8 bloggers I tagged [I guess the ones who have already been tagged by someone else and responded don't have to respond and neither is it incumbent upon others tagged by me... feel free to ignore ;) ]

  1. Andrea
  2. John
  3. Rachel
  4. Randy
  5. Jeanchia
  6. Vinceleste
  7. Sonadora
  8. Willow

Please don�t just read, leave a comment. I will respond to whatever you have to say. I will also come to your blog and leave comments. To me, comments make the blog world go �round:)

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