I’m Interviewed By Toby

Mike from Ordinary Folk, tagged me to be interviewed. The meme originated from the Brown Baron. I thought this sounded fun, especially because I have a split personality disorder. It seems that I’ve been giving lots of interviews, so now I become the much deserved recipient of one. Today, I will be interviewed by Toby, the parasitic troll that lives deep within my medulla oblongata. To some, it seems I am interviewing myself, but Toby is real; I have pictures.Toby: Hi Bobby! Do you love me?

Bobby: Shut up Toby, We’re on TV.

Toby: Why do you wear designer boxers?

Bobby: Because those tight briefs cause impotency.

Toby: What is the best way to gain readers?

Bobby: You get off your lazy ass and go make friends. You comment on their blog until they notice you. Then, if you’re nice and write cool stuff, they’ll start reading yours.

Toby: Is having a lot of subscribers important to you?

Bobby: No. I subscribe to over 200 blogs in my google reader, but never use it. If I read someone’s blog, I actually go to their site and read it there. I want them to see that I was there. I don’t subscribe to comments either because I go back to their blog again to see how they responded. If someone reads my blog only from a subscription, then I don’t know if they read it or not. I only subscribe to be nice.

Toby: What’s the dumbest article you’ve ever read?

Bobby: That one where some guy reads 500 posts a day in his google reader. I’m unsure of the actual number but that is truly stupid. He said he was so good at it, he could scan through dozens of posts and his mind would capture anything pertinent. That’s not reading, thats being a cold, impersonal blogger. That’s why I don’t read his blog, whoever he is. The people that follow that rationale aren’t friends, they’re vultures.

Toby: Do you have a bad crush on a female blogger?

Bobby: Shut up Toby, we’re on TV.

Toby: I love you Bobby:)

Bobby: I love you too Toby:)

I always have a hard time choosing people to tag, so if you are tagged and you don’t want to do it, then our friendship is finished! Just kidding, I’ll still like you the same and I really don’t care if you do it or not. I did have fun writing this though, it made me feel very happy:) Those tagged are: Joey Anastasia Blionky HollyGL

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June 24, 2007 · Filed Under blogging

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22 Responses to “I’m Interviewed By Toby”

  1. Anastasia on June 24th, 2007 2:03 am

    I’ve been trying to talk my Id into an interview, and it’s been long overdue. I’m hoping Id doesn’t ask for a commission LOL…okay you’ve done it now. Be very afraid.

  2. Revellian on June 24th, 2007 2:43 am

    Anastasia, Alright! Can’t wait to see it!

  3. HollyGL on June 24th, 2007 4:24 am

    Oh, fun! This is a clever one. Thanks for tagging me!

  4. Mike on June 24th, 2007 4:33 am

    So you have a blogger crush? :P

  5. Revellian on June 24th, 2007 4:47 am

    Holly: Yeah, I thought this was cool since I haven’t actually been interviewed by anyone:(
    So, I let Toby do it:) Can’t wait to read yours:)

  6. Revellian on June 24th, 2007 4:47 am

    Mike: Shut up Mike, we’re on TV:)

  7. Mike on June 24th, 2007 5:09 am

    Oh c’mon, you can say who it is. It’s not like it’ll be posted all over the internet or something ;)

  8. Brown Baron on June 24th, 2007 5:15 am

    Very nice interview. Nice to meet you Toby haha.

  9. Reema on June 24th, 2007 5:20 am

    Just a note to say I totally love the new layout of your blog. It’s so neat and easy to navigate through. Ah, perfect!

  10. Revellian on June 24th, 2007 5:59 am

    Mike: I made it up for interesting content’s sake:)

    Brown Baron: Thanks BB, maybe Toby can interview you someday:)

  11. EuroYank on June 24th, 2007 7:09 am

    Great stuff! Very creative writing. Love it!

  12. Revellian on June 24th, 2007 8:00 am

    Hey EuroYank, Thank you very much:) I’m adding you to my blogroll!

  13. Revellian on June 24th, 2007 10:28 am

    Reema: Thank you, I’m glad you like it:)

  14. Mariuca on June 24th, 2007 10:56 am

    Bobby and Mike, you guys are hilarious! ;)

  15. Revellian on June 24th, 2007 11:08 am

    Mariuca, I knew you would like that:) Thank you:)

  16. Randy Maness on June 24th, 2007 8:38 pm

    I thought this was great! I’m just wondering one thing. How does ‘Toby’ know what kind of boxers you wear? :P

  17. Revellian on June 24th, 2007 9:56 pm

    Randy, I don’t know. It does have me very perturbed though:)

  18. Seiche on June 24th, 2007 10:15 pm

    Great stuff, Bobby.

    I’ve always wanted to interview my Id, or be interviewed, either one. But I would probably end up just answering the question I wish was asked instead of the actual question asked…

  19. Random Magus on June 24th, 2007 10:38 pm

    I thoroughly thoroughly enjoyed both yours and Toby’s interview… you guys make a GREAT team…

  20. Revellian on June 24th, 2007 11:26 pm

    Seiche: I guess we’ll just have to fix you up!
    Amber: Thanks, If only Toby would stop telling everybody that I’m not real:)

  21. Aaron Cook dot Com? on July 13th, 2007 8:15 pm

    Ha ha, that was great Bobby. :grin: I finally got my interview posted up today. Well, part one of it anyway.

    Shine on,
    Aaron

  22. Revellian on July 14th, 2007 9:21 am

    Aaron, thanks! I’ll come check it out :smile:

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