Mike from Ordinary Folk, tagged me to be interviewed. The meme originated from the Brown Baron. I thought this sounded fun, especially because I have a split personality disorder. It seems that I’ve been giving lots of interviews, so now I become the much deserved recipient of one. Today, I will be interviewed by Toby, the parasitic troll that lives deep within my medulla oblongata. To some, it seems I am interviewing myself, but Toby is real; I have pictures.Toby: Hi Bobby! Do you love me?

Bobby: Shut up Toby, We’re on TV.

Toby: Why do you wear designer boxers?

Bobby: Because those tight briefs cause impotency.

Toby: What is the best way to gain readers?

Bobby: You get off your lazy ass and go make friends. You comment on their blog until they notice you. Then, if you’re nice and write cool stuff, they’ll start reading yours.

Toby: Is having a lot of subscribers important to you?

Bobby: No. I subscribe to over 200 blogs in my google reader, but never use it. If I read someone’s blog, I actually go to their site and read it there. I want them to see that I was there. I don’t subscribe to comments either because I go back to their blog again to see how they responded. If someone reads my blog only from a subscription, then I don’t know if they read it or not. I only subscribe to be nice.

Toby: What’s the dumbest article you’ve ever read?

Bobby: That one where some guy reads 500 posts a day in his google reader. I’m unsure of the actual number but that is truly stupid. He said he was so good at it, he could scan through dozens of posts and his mind would capture anything pertinent. That’s not reading, thats being a cold, impersonal blogger. That’s why I don’t read his blog, whoever he is. The people that follow that rationale aren’t friends, they’re vultures.

Toby: Do you have a bad crush on a female blogger?

Bobby: Shut up Toby, we’re on TV.

Toby: I love you Bobby:)

Bobby: I love you too Toby:)

I always have a hard time choosing people to tag, so if you are tagged and you don’t want to do it, then our friendship is finished! Just kidding, I’ll still like you the same and I really don’t care if you do it or not. I did have fun writing this though, it made me feel very happy:) Those tagged are: Joey Anastasia Blionky HollyGL

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