• Jessica Alba: I’d invite Jessica, because I believe given a few hours alone with her I could convince her that I’m the one! Of course she’d never see the hidden agenda I have for using this dinner. It would of course be to use in a blog promotion maximizing my efficiency of text link referral ads! (yeah, uh huh)
  • The great martial arts film star Bruce Lee
  • And Bruce Lee’s late son Brandon Lee – I’d quickly get their autographs and then Father and son would need a little privacy to mourn with eachother giving me more time with Jessica! I’d ask him to sign my “The Crow Poster.”


    • 2. At this dinner, what would you serve (meal planning is the key to the soul, I think)?

    Coca-cola, hot-pockets, Chef-Boyardee Ravioli and Spam (all served cold).

    3. If you could live go back in time and live in any era, which era would you choose? Ancient Rome as an aristocrat.

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    Ten things I hate

    Adrian at First Time Dad has tagged me to tell everyone10 things I hate!

    1. I hate when I’m the only person in line in a store and my cashier is obviously new and unsure how to process my purchase asks another cashier. Then there are 5 cashiers helping and they argue over who might have a better shot at success in solving the issue – until they call a manager who comes up 10 minutes later and schools the employess on the fine art of hitting the clear button to alleviate things . “Sorry sir, they’re trainees.” the manager says and then while walking out, my purchase wasn’t properly processed and I set off the shoplifter security alarm!
    2. I hate the common housefly. Its feet may carry millions of microorganisms, some of which cause diseases, including cholera, dysentery, and typhoid. If I hear one, it will be my top priority.
    3. I hate guys that brag about cheating on their wives when they’re hanging out with the guys.
    4. I hate the morning TV show The View. . .uhhggg!
    5. I hate MyBlogLogs new spamming feature!
    6. I hate seeing how people are fascinated with Paris Hilton, it’s not even worth writing an article about how bad she is (I feel guilty just writing this sentence!)
    7. I hate people who get a dog and leave the poor thing tied to a tree until it dies.
    8. I hate people who correct everyone all day long.
    9. I hate the fact that huge corporations like Google are above the law and owe no one an explanation for anything.
    10. I hate seeing guys (and sometimes girls) who don’t trim or pluck the thick thatch of hairs growing from their nostrils and ears! You didn’t notice it? Yeeech!

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    I have been tagged by Aaron at AaronCook.com

    on an his eightfacts meme (link to his post)!

    THE RULES:

    1. Post these rules before you give you the facts.
    2. List eight (8) random facts about yourself.
    3. At the end of your post, choose (tag) eight people and list their names (linking to them).
    4. Leave them a comment on their blog letting them know they’ve been tagged!

    8 Random Facts About Me…

    1. My favourite thing to do as a kid was breaking windows with rocks, sling shots – I loved it!
    2. I was suspended from highshool the maximum of 27 days per semester and had Saturday detention EVERY Saturday all year for 4 years straight!
    3. At an old Job where the owner’s wife was a mean, callous witch – before I quit I said something bad would happen to her. She died two weeks later.
    4. I managed a liquor and wine store in a dangerous part of town where lots of robberies occured. Five very large gangsta type thugs were in the store and I knew they were thinking about doing something. One said, “You got a gun back there? Let me see it.” I said with a twisted smile, “If I show it to you, it’ll be last thing you ever see.” They all bunched up across the counter looking at me. They couldn’t see my hand which clenched a large pistol under a magazine, cocked and pointed at them. One said, “What if we bum rush you boy?” They laughed. I looked at the alpha member of the group and said, “All I know is I’m gonna blow your head off first. Thats a given, YOU. . .will die. Then you and you. You other two are scared little chicken boys, so I don’t have to worry about either of you. I then said I took the job specifically hoping to legally kill some people and their arrival was the answer to my prayers. Before they got out of the store, one turned and said, “you one crazy white boy.”
    5. I want to fight Mike Tyson in a knife fight to the death on Pay per view.
    6. I would like to save Katie Holmes from the sinister Tom Cruise.
    7. I love watching bootleg videos of guys performing the art of parkour.
    8. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly.

    I cheated and listed 9 things :shock: I tag:
    Aaron
    Brown Baron
    Emila
    Illusionaire
    Paula
    Ed Philly
    ProBlogger Do you think ProBlogger will actually participate? Stay tuned!

    Pick one of the three or do all three! However you like :smile: :smile: :smile: