My friend Don sent me this e-mail:
AN URGENT FRIENDLY WARNING
ATTENTION
ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.
YOU WILL BE SAFE, I’M JUST EMAILING TO SAY GOODBYE.
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#1 by WalksFarWoman at August 7th, 2007
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Laugh? If I was a year or two older, I would have wet my pants!
That has to be one of the funniest e-mails ever. It’s electronic medicine!
Btw,Your friend’s misguided, I’d miss you.:)
#2 by Revellian at August 7th, 2007
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WFWoman: Thanks, I never put up posts like this but why not just once
#3 by Janice at August 7th, 2007
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This is really hilarious. Thanks for the good laugh. Bobby is in safe hands
#4 by Revellian at August 7th, 2007
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Janice, thanks, you’ll be safe too
#5 by Jean at August 7th, 2007
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LOL!
Bobby I cannot load the picture, but by reading the sentences, it’s hilarious.
I’m not sure i want to be abducted or safe! hehe..
#6 by Revellian at August 7th, 2007
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Jean: I sent you the email so you can see
#7 by emila at August 7th, 2007
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Bobby! I cannot see the picture! Anyway, had a good laugh! Don is sure sexy!
*Note to alien: come abduct me too!
#8 by Revellian at August 7th, 2007
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Emila:I sent you the email so you can see too, IE7?
#9 by Brown Baron at August 7th, 2007
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Ahah that gave me a good laugh. Great timing
#10 by Revellian at August 7th, 2007
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Brown Baron: Yeah, it’s pretty good huh
#11 by Christy at August 7th, 2007
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Ha ha, I love it!
#12 by Revellian at August 7th, 2007
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Christy: I am glad you liked it
#13 by Janice at August 7th, 2007
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Bobby, can I have the email too…thanks
#14 by Revellian at August 7th, 2007
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Janice, yes I’ll send it to you
#15 by Adrian at August 8th, 2007
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Good Bye Bobby! It’s been nice knowing you! Say hello to the little green men!
LOL
#16 by Revellian at August 8th, 2007
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Adrian: No, They’re gonna get you too, you just didn’t get a letter
#17 by EmilaYusof at August 8th, 2007
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Bobby, I tagged you with one million meme! Hope you play!
#18 by Revellian at August 8th, 2007
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Emila: I’ll come see it
#19 by Aaron Cook dot Com? at August 9th, 2007
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OMG, that was funny!
Glad you posted it. Btw, I couldn’t see the pic either. If you get a sec, would you mind emailing it to me? Thanks!
Shine on,
Aaron
#20 by Jean at August 9th, 2007
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Bobby, i still have not receive your email.
#21 by Jean at August 9th, 2007
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thanks, BIG GUY! i’ve received it! haha..cute happy alien!
#22 by Revellian at August 9th, 2007
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Jean: See? it’s pretty funny huh
#23 by Karen at August 10th, 2007
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Hey Bobby!
This sure is funny!
Can email to me?
It would cheer my colleagues up next monday if I send to them
#24 by Revellian at August 10th, 2007
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Karen: I’d love to
#25 by Ev Nucci at August 13th, 2007
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This was great! I loved it…..
#26 by Revellian at August 9th, 2007
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Aaron Cook dot Com? : Well it can’t be that funny w/o the pic! I’ll send it to you:smile:
#27 by Revellian at August 9th, 2007
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Jean: E-mail sent:smile:
#28 by Revellian at August 13th, 2007
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Ev: Thanks Ev! It’s always nice to see you here:smile: