Ten Things That happened
Janice from This is a Miracle Tagged me on 10 Things that happened to me: link to post
This will be extremely embarrassing as I will reveal things most people would never tell anyone.
1. I was the manager of a health food store in an outlet mall. The manager from the store next to me was a very pretty girl who always came to talk to me. We ended up going out one night after work. We ate at Burger King (bleechhhh) to start our romantic interlude. After enjoying our conveyor belt steamed, machine fabricated meat patties on a bun they call hamburgers, we parked under the dim streetlight outside the closed mall (oh yeah). We fogged the windows in a scorching display that would have made my family break out their camcorders. We took a break and the light hit her face at the perfect angle to reveal a most ghastly surprise. Three very long whiskers grew from under her chin almost touching her neck. I thought hard and finally decided to say something rather then leaving with no explanation. I asked her if she knew about these three long chin hairs. She asked me if I wanted to play with them. I said, I have to go home and shave immediately. She started dating a 7′ tall albino guy who wore an Elton John t-shirt the very next day.
2. I was suspended from highschool the maximum of 27 days per semester for 3 years straight and had Saturday detention every Saturday all 3 years.
3. I helped a friend and his uncle do some work one day and made several trips in my truck with two of his cousins. The sun was setting so we called it a day. I live two miles away and while driving home a cop pulled me over. I asked why he stopped me and he said that I put my seatbelt on as I was being stopped trying to hide my crime. He asked me to step out the truck and searched me. Three cop cars pulled up and they foot-cuffed me. He walked to the passengers side door, reached under the seat and pulled out a cigarette pack. In it was a small amount of marijuana, a xanax, and a gram of methamphetamine. I was white as a ghost. They took me to the hospital for a blood test which was of course negative. I took urine tests twice a week for a while and went to court - the xanax and pot charges were dropped. It may be a few more years before I go to court for the meth. At worst I’ll have a big fine. Needless to say, I don’t talk to my friend anymore. Luckily, I have never been arrested for anything and my lawyer said 99% chance they’ll reduce it to a non-felony charge thank God. Weeks later my friend was arrested and is still in jail. Now, I ask people before they get in my vehicle to make sure they don’t have anything on them. I had no idea my friend did all these drugs, but now I know that you don’t have to look like a drug addict to be one.
4. I spent three weeks hand making a friend a custom shop bass guitar. It was absolutely immaculate. Black-cherry lacquered flamed maple finished, it was striking. One of my best builds ever. Three days after I gave it to my friend who was in tears from the gift, the bass was stolen by his roommate never to be seen again. Ouch.
5. I caught my grandmother covered in toothpaste one day. She said. “I’m so sorry Bobby, I squeezed it all out by accident - but don’t worry, I pushed and rubbed most of it back in the tube.” Her hands sheathed in what looked like melted plastic white gloves. I thanked her and gave her a hug.
6.I once got kicked in the groin so hard it ruptured one of my testicles. I did however, win the fight.
7.I have had all my toes broken at least 10-15 times kickboxing. I have had my nose broken 5 times. I’d do it all again:)
8. A girlfriend from while back came over and while looking in a cabinet, a giant tree roach jumped from a shelf onto her face. Our date was ruined. I never saw another roach in that house, only that one.
9. My grandmother, old and confused accused me of having a crying baby under my bed. I told her to slide a bowl of water under it if I came home late. I took care of her her three last years.
10. One Christmas my grandmother opened the present I gave her before my entire family. It was watermelon flavour, lickable liquid body candy. To this day, I have no idea where it came from 
I haven’t picked my tagged people yet, I had to release this first as I am tired. If you want me to tag you I will. I’ll add my 5 picks tomorrow
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Janice: The next one will be more useful to you. Coffee & cinnamon rolls served:smile:
7. Ouch, now that is dedication to the sport.
Debo Hobo: Well, it’s definetly not a sport for me. I just love
it
Ev Nucci: Thanks! I am glad you got a good laugh. I denied several messages filled with cursing and death threats. I never got death threat before:smile:
Really fun to read your 10 things. From a romantic dinner, to a fighter & granny’s sweet boy.
Janice: It’s all fun except that one bad one, that was no fun:smile:
Bobby, are you serious? You got death threats? Or are you joking? Who and why would anyone want to send you a death threat. That’s nuts! Course the world is filled with crazy people. I think when crazies read the About me at my blog…I scare the crap out of them!!!!!
When people have left comments on my blog about having a low bar in life…I post the comment and I give it RIGHT BACK TO THEM!!!!
I think I adore you!!!! 
Ev Nucci: I Normally would too but I don’t publish comments filled with foul language. Thanks Ev, I adore you too:smile:
Ev Nucci: Yes, I am very serious. I have over 200 comments that never passed moderation. I think most are from someone I personally know:smile:
hi bobby! great post! so, u are one naugthy boy at school huh? but you are so sweet to your granny. Good guy!
oh, i dont get your no.9. why asked your granny put a bowl of water under bed?
Jean: Thank you! On #9 LOL. . .I will have to let you figure it out on your own:smile:
Wow, your life is way too amazing! It’s a really interesting read and so nice to know that you’re so sweet to your granny.
Hola Bobby! Thanks for sharing. Is your number 1 for real? And how could u not notice it earlier, every time she came over to flirt with you??
And hey, I already read your number 10 somewhere on your blog!
Mariuca: Yes, all of these are true. I don’t know how I didn’t see the hairs. I thinks she had a short neck and always wore big collars. #10, I left that as an old comment on your blog months ago. Remember when you were caught with mysterious handcuffs at the airport? I know an innocent, sweet girl like you must have been shocked!:smile:
Interesting 10 Things!
Blessings!
WaterLearner: Thank you! I’ve been so busy working, but I will come by and do as you asked earlier:smile:
Bobby! is it some scary thingy? coz i couldn’d think of other than this.
Jean: Ok, I’ll tell you. Because my Grandmother thought there was a baby under my bed, I told her to slide a bowl of water under it in case I was late getting home. Why? So the poor little baby would have something to drink:smile:
Ha ha ha, stop reminding me of the handcuffs incident por favor!
Mariuca: hehehe…LOL! You poor little innocent thing you! Lets see, Marzie and handcuffs. . .how on Earth did that happen? Ok, that’s enough.:smile:
Bobby! On number 8. Nevermind the roach…did you ever see that girl again? LOL
Adrian: Yes, she got over it eventually. . .though I still think she believies I had somehow trained the roach
LOL! so, you’re teasing your grandmom huh? At first, i thought it was some kind of ghostly experience. In chinese horror movie, they usually use a bowl of water to keep spirit away.
Jean: I see now how the bowl of water had you thinking of something else entirely. I learned something new LOL
LOL! glad i spread the superstitious knowlege to you.
Jean: I sure hope you are feeling better! I think all women are superstitious
My, my, my - what an interesting life you’ve lead!
Your grandma sounds like she had a beauty-full, beauty-full spirit.
Ebele: Thanks! She had a long life and I will always love her