Archive for October, 2007

The Chocolate Cell Phone Tango

JaniceNG originally tagged me on her post, Show Me Your Handphone. Mariuca tagged me on these 2 on her post What I need. I was probably tagged by others too, but I’m too worn out to find out who!

Air:

I must have air. Good oxygen rich atmospheric gas! It’s a must have! Other types of gas don’t satisfy quite like good old air. I’m glad it’s 78% nitrogen and only 22% oxygen! It is just the perfect mixture.

Hot Fudge Sundaes:

You might not think it’s important, but it is a necessity to me. Chocolate provides a dark, nutrient rich array of pigments which have many benefits. Like those found in the pigments of red wine, chocolate has essential nutrients. One such group of anti-oxidants are called Oligomeric proanthrocyanadins. They are powerful free radical fighters, hundreds of times more potent than vitamin C. I recommend a giant chocolate candy bar for breakfast. Having 3-4 mugs of hot chocolate for lunch will make you look 10 years younger!

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Halloween Blood Feast

I was extremely apprehensive about revealing this horrible element from my past, but I must tell the world because it is killing me inside. Halloween is upon us and is the perfect time. I am deeply ashamed of what happened that night, when my friends and I gathered for something that scorched lacerations of blackened hellishness within the very fiber of our hearts.

We gathered one Autumn evening for a seance. We were very ignorant youngsters who had no idea the wicked power of evil. On that night, I tasted the dark angels vile breath as condensation from his thickly humid exhalations, moistened my face in putrid stink.

My friend Alicia had a friend who had recently died. She had the brilliant idea that it was easier to channel a fresh soul. Looking back, it was the worst decision she ever made. We lit a candle to sit in the center of the floor. We didn’t realize that the colour of the candle would have an impact on the seance. It was a massive, solid black candle.

Alicia, Roy, James, Julie, John and myself joined hands around the burning candle as we fell into a trance – dreaming of her dead friend, Theresa. James whimpered,”She’s here, between me and Alicia.”

It was then I saw the hospital room she died in. It was cold, lonely and filled with pain. We all sat around the candle joining hands and eyes closed. I became frightened…chills slithered across my skin as John said, “She touched my cheek, with her dead finger.”

Though it was warm in the dark room, a frigid breeze of icy air shrouded us in nightmarish exhalations, a stench of deadness. Alicia and Julie began crying as fear gnawed it’s vicious fangs into our souls. We all sobbed uncontrollably. We were frightened beyond anything I had ever known. It was clear that a presence was in the room, but it wasn’t Theresa.

I opened my eyes and noticed the candle was no longer burning. It was then I saw him. A silvery sheen glistened upon his glassy skin and I saw clearly defined, a naked woman from a twisted perspective as if I were looking through a bending liquid lens. The breasts folded back as the body morphed into a head with scarlet tongue, blood drizzling from his mouth.

He turned, looked into my eyes and hot breath, the sweetened stink of rotting carcasses filled my senses – I vomited grasping for breath, then passed out.

When I awakened I saw my friend James kneeling down behind Julie, holding his razor sharp machete to her throat. “James…stop!” I screamed.

It was too late. He powerfully torqued the razor into her neck as a perfectly straight, iron bar of black blood spurted from her jugular. Around six feet out, it angled at a perfect 90 degree angle, splattering across the wall – sheathing me in liquid death. Again I retched, gagging on gelatinous, fleshy chunks of putrid rot. Suddenly, the lights in the room came back on, revealing James, John and myself as the only still alive. John sat, shivering in terror, tears raining down his twitching cheeks.

I was drawn to Julie’s dead body. Her dead flesh called out to me, enticing me with it’s wondrous aroma. Overtaken by macabre romanticism, I wanted to make love to the pool of blood and taste the acrid morbidity of Satan’s breath once more.

James and I fed on Julie’s blood, licking it from her milky, dead skin. Swirling her coagulated fluids, twirling her forbidden flavour, our feast of crimson nectar filling our bellies. I turned, looking at John, waiting for him to join in. PAIN! I felt a cold steel blade firmly nestled on my throat, the wicked silver beast crouched behind me, reflected from a mirror across the room.

I erupted into consciousness, I had been dreaming. Everyone else was asleep as the black candle was still burning, but almost finished. It had been six hours since the seance started! I left the house before they awakened and didn’t see any of them for weeks.

Throughout the years, each of us have talked the dreams we had that night – though we all, wish we could forget…

It took a lot for me to write this and get it out. Please, never try to channel someone with a black candle. It was the last seance I will ever participate in.

Happy Halloween

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Tag Madness

My Classic Movie Profile

I took the test and it’s official, this classic movie represents my personality! This test is what they use to profile FBI agents before they are accepted as trainees. I think they also test presidential candidates this way too.


What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

The Brown Baron has a must see psychological movie profile!!! Go read his:

What�s Your Classic Movie Profile?

My Most Common Writing Mistake

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What is my most common writing mistake?

Instructions:
To play this game, all you must do is explain what your most common writing mistake is. Then, you simply tag five individuals for the meme. Those five people will, in return, tag five more people. Ultimately, readers should see a tapestry of common grammar and spelling mistakes. Therefore, anyone that is feeling ashamed of their errors will feel a bit more confident and secure.

Copy the person and persons names who sent it to you and add your own at the bottom of the list. It really helps build community.

Here’s the answers:

Shine with Grace : Mixing the word �from� with �form� all the time
Trinity‘s most common mistake : I sometimes feel confused to use past tense or present tense when I share my stories.
LadyJava : typing too fast that sometimes I miss words in between
Genie King: I type too fast too…always end up with “tot he”…when it should be “to the”
Bobo: **makes too many mistakes all the time** She tend to miss out the word “not”.
Bobby: If I knew what my mistakes were, I wouldn’t be making them! You tell me!
— I think we better list down the tapestry here so add your link and answer here—

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I viciously and purposefully with Halloween driven wicked intent, tag the following fine folks:
Winston, Karen and Ann
Do one or both of these if you wish!!!! Happy Halloween

I have more tags coming up for Andy, Marzie & Janice (I’ll complete them soon!)

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That Page Is Rank – Smelling

Bobby The Snob

Notice how I “cashed” up my blog to celebrate my new found status as a aristocratic page rank 4 site? That’s right…I’m gonna be rich. If you have a page rank of 0, please leave. I only associate with my kind. I am now, a snob. None of the A-listers have invited me to dinner! I suppose they just haven’t heard yet.

I’m waiting on the Google armored truck to pull up any second. Wait, is that them? False alarm! Wow, I sure wish they would hurry! Will Google be bringing me a new car too? I’m sure they will. What kind of luxury car do page rank 8 sites get?

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WidgetBucks – A Great Advertising Oppurtunity For You


Earn $$ with WidgetBucks!

How Do You Make Money With WidgetBucks?

You make money every time someone clicks your ad. You also make money through referring someone to WidgetBucks. I will say it is the easiest sign up and set up I’ve seen yet! It takes less than one minute to join.

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Surviving Blog Burnout

Burned To A Crisp

Have you suffered from blog burnout? I have been through it many times. Blogging is addictive, there is no doubt. Recently, I just got over a bad case of Page Rankophobia. Now that I no longer care whether or not I ever have rank, I feel so much better!

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You My Niche

Why Most Niche Blogs Are Worthless

So you’ve started your blog and you’ve read the advice of the pros. Do you believe that by following the advice of big money making blogs, you will be rich? Most people who follow the advice of professionals will be right where they want you to be, beneath them. Niche is pronounced “nitch” in case you didn’t know. I used to think it rhymed with quiche…LOL!

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Love Yourself Love Humanity

My Contribution To the Blogging For Friendship Writing Project

The Storm Has Passed

For the first time in my entire life, I am not depressed. This may not sound like much of an accomplishment to you, but after hating myself for years, it is nothing less than astonishing to me. No longer do I blame the wicked clouds of bad luck which seemed to shadow every aspect of my being.

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