My 2nd Review
First I want to thank my new friend Sara from the Blog Pajama Professional, for surprising me with a stellar review! It was totally cool and unexpected. I don’t know if many of you have given much thought to my tag line, “Psycho-linguistical Dialectology: From The Edge”.
She broke it down like this:
Psycho as an appended prefix generally means related to the mind, mental. Linguistical is of or pertaining to language. So . . . so far we have language as it related to the mind. Kind of. Lets see if pulling in the last word will help. Dialectology: The branch of philology that is devoted to the study of dialects.
This is just a slice of her fantasic analysis! Thank you so much Sara! I love it! She reviewed my blog and it was so nice! Go read the review, Revellian: A Breath of Fresh Air.
Funny Advertising
I thought of something that really cracked me up today about advertising and personal blogs. Imagine that real advertising in magazines, newspapers and TV were combined with personal views from store employees, etc.
Some of us are trying to make money with our personal blogs. We are opinionated and don’t care what people think. I thought of a scenario where me and some of my blogging buddies work in a grocery store together. This imaginary store allows us to add personal commentary on their ads to provide us with some very funny advertising. Check it out:
Bag-boy Bobby says: This job sucks. I never get my two 15 minute breaks and the manager cheated me on my paycheck again. I hate this place. Don’t shop here! There are giant rats in the back storage areas. This is the MOST UNETHICAL store I have ever seen. Join me in my mission to destroy this company!!!!!
Shelf Stocker Rolando from RPlayground says: It’s not the lemons I care about, it’s the wonderful people who buy them! If you see me while cruising isle 6 placing pork&beans on the bottom shelf, stop and say hi! We can chat about anything! More importantly, we can talk about you and your beautiful family!
Cashier Girl Genie Princess from Mariuca says: Who cares about these stupid lemons! My sweet and fluffy kitty cat, Phoebe is the cutest kitty ever! I just love her! She prances like a little princess and when she hops, she looks like a fluffy bunny…YAY!!!! I love my Phoebe:)
Vegetable Guy Seiche says: Steal my lemons and I’ll break your face. I have a freezer full of chumps who tried it…go ahead, I dare you.
Okay, you get the idea. It’s all in the name of humor! I didn’t ask my coworkers for permission to add them into this article so I hope none of you mind. It would have lost it’s edge and been less of a surprise. I have some other ideas coming soon to an ad near you!
#1 by Genie Princess at October 5th, 2007
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Ha ha ha ha, funny post Bobby! All ur co-workers are hilarious! Two thumbs up!
And Phoebe does prance about like a cute lil’ princess ha ha ha….
Congrats on the review!
Genie Princess
#2 by mr fong at October 5th, 2007
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OH NO IM NOT FIRST
haha..
#3 by WaterLearner at October 5th, 2007
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Hi Bobby!
Can I volunteer myself to be the Water Lady to is forced to serve dirty drinks to bluff the customers into thinking the service is good? The Water Lady is happier cleaning up some beach for free in her bikini?
Haha .. This is a funny one!
#4 by menopauseprincess at October 5th, 2007
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Hey Bag Boy Bobby,
That is too funny, I kind of think you’d be the Norma Rae though. You’d try to get a UNION going and then if that didn’t work you’d want to destroy the company. Hey you don’t all work for WAL MART do you?
#5 by Brown Baron at October 5th, 2007
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Now that’s a funny post! Look at all the disgruntled employees haha.
By the way, I read that review. Very nice. Great words for a great person.
#6 by menopauseprincess at October 5th, 2007
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Oh Bobby, I’d like to be the lady who gives out the food samples. You know the one that stands at the base of the aisles with the manky paper towels all around her?
#7 by Sara at October 5th, 2007
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Bobby,
Thanks for the kind words! I love your hilarious grocery staff. It also shows that you pay attention to your blogging buddies. Very cool!
Sara
#8 by Seiche at October 5th, 2007
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Vegetable Guy?I was hoping to at least be the Assistant to the Assistant Night Manager…Funny Stuff, Bobby.
#9 by Ingrid at October 5th, 2007
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That was pretty funny. I want to work in that store.
I read the Pajama Professional review. Good one.
#10 by Mel at October 5th, 2007
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Bobby,
There is an interesting conversation going on at my site. I would really like your contribution: http://mondaymorningpower.blogspot.com/2007/10/why-do-you-blog.html
#11 by Revellian at October 5th, 2007
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Hi Mel! I’m on my way!
#12 by Rolando at October 5th, 2007
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Sara is 100% right on! You do give link love! Hahaha congrats on the write up.
#13 by mr fong at October 5th, 2007
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Hi Bobby, do drop by my site when u have time… ;p
#14 by Dawn at October 6th, 2007
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Oh My, Bobby!
That was freaking hilarious! You did a great job with the coworkers. I agree that Phoebe is one adorable little kitty! Thanks for the chuckle. 
#15 by Dee at October 6th, 2007
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Bobby it is always a pleasure to read you. And very happy to work in your store. No we dofollow together.
Always
Dee
#16 by mr fong at October 6th, 2007
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Thank you!!!!!you’re so kind to visit 100+ blogs, it’s so thoughtful of you.
#17 by Rolando at October 6th, 2007
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No problemo Bobby. If it’s out there, it’s up for grabs!
#18 by Erina Hart at October 6th, 2007
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Lol! Vegetable Guy Seiche was my favorite! That was too funny Bobby!
I wish I could find a lemon sale for .25 each! I pay .55 each
I like to make a lot of lemonade. I would share it with all of you if I could figure out a way to send it through the internet.
I hope you write another post like this Bobby! It cracked me up
#19 by Revellian at October 5th, 2007
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@Genie Princess: Thanks !!!! After last week’s horror tale, I thought it was time for something funny! Phoebe is the cutest kitty. I love that picture where she’s sitting next to Benji on the floor. She is too adorable!
#20 by Revellian at October 5th, 2007
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@Mr fong: It’s ok! Being 1st isn’t everything!
#21 by Revellian at October 5th, 2007
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@WaterLearner: Very funny Karen!
#22 by Revellian at October 5th, 2007
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@Menopauseprincess: Ha ha ha…sounds just like some real Wal Mart employees huh? LOL
#23 by Revellian at October 5th, 2007
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@Brown Baron: Thanks! I was laughing the whole time I was typing. I saw the comment you left on my review! Thanks so much! I don’t know what I’d do without you:) YOU are the Great person!!!!!
#24 by Revellian at October 5th, 2007
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@Menopauseprincess: LOL! I have more posts like this coming up. This is just the start!!!!
#25 by Revellian at October 5th, 2007
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@Sara: You’re welcome! Thanks again for the review. My blogging buddies are all that really matter to me!
#26 by Revellian at October 5th, 2007
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@Seiche: LOL! When I thought of you I couldn’t resist but to have you as an employee!
#27 by Revellian at October 5th, 2007
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@Ingrid: Thanks! I think I have worked in that store! Thanks for reading the review!
#28 by Revellian at October 5th, 2007
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Mr fong: I will! I have been really busy and I do visit over 100 blogs per day! I’m always so worried I will forget someone. I will come read and visit you!
#29 by Revellian at October 5th, 2007
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Rolando: Thanks Rolando! I hope you didn’t mind this post. I didn’t ask you if I could use your pic in my little imaginary store ad and I hope you liked it!
#30 by Revellian at October 6th, 2007
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@Dawn: Thanks! I am glad liked the humor. Wouldn’t it be cool if stuff like this were real?
#31 by Revellian at October 6th, 2007
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@Mr fong, I enjoyed what I read and I will visit again soon!!!
#32 by Revellian at October 6th, 2007
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@Rolando:Thanks Rolando!
#33 by Revellian at October 6th, 2007
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@Erina Hart: I am happy you enjoyed and liked my humor! I love homemade lemonade!!! I also love fresh, homemade limeade also, yummy. Thanks Erina