I was chosen by my very good friend Jean from A Great Pleasure on her post, 38 Qs Survey to do this 38 questions survey! Thanks Jean! None of my answers can be guaranteed to be truthful. I am not to be held liable for anything!

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?
The ghost of Christmas past.

2. What were you doing at 0800?
Feeding the people I keep locked up in my basement.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Creating my new Writers Against Google Project.

4. What happened to you in 2006?
I can’t remember that far back. I partied too much in college (so I’m told, I can’t remember that either)
5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
“Please don’t shoot me!”

6. How many beverages did you have today?
Just one. It was a five gallon bucket of Pina Coladas.

7. What color is your hairbrush?
Neon yellow with pretty butterfly stickers.

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
I paid Vinnie “the head buster” to prevent my self from being killed. He “protects” me.

9. Where were you last night?
Ask my lawyer, I am not at liberty to say.

10. What color is your front door?
Grey steel.

11. Where do you keep your change?
What change?

12. What’s the weather like today?
I haven’t been outside in 7 years.

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Pickled sea trout ice-cream from Japan.

14. What excites you?
Sexy blogger chics!

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Yes but my hands shake too badly to use scissors that close to my eyes

16. Are you over the age of 25?
I can’t remember.

17. Do you talk a lot?
I was born without a voice box.

18. Do you watch the O.C.?
I am currently a member of O.C.’s Anonymous

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
The police asked me the same thing. NO!!!!!!!

20. Do you make up your own words?
Flaboo mahgufu screaming blotz greshniphideaux on occassion.

21. Are you a jealous person?
Only of people that hate Google more than I do.

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter A Adrian.

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter �K�.
Karen.

24. Who�s the first person on your received call list?
Britney Spears.

25. What does the last text message you received say?
Britney loves you. Please talk to me Bobby…I’m shattered.

26. Do you chew on your straw?
Yes, but my horses don’t like it.

27. Do you have curly hair?
Upstairs or downstairs?

28. Where�s the next place you�re going to?
Google headquarters with a shotgun sporting a wicked scowl.

29. Who�s the rudest person in your life?
The cable guy.

30. What was the last thing you ate?
A bag of topless muffins I found in a dumpster.

31. Will you get married in the future?
I hope!

32. What�s the best movie you�ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
The Brady Bunch Family Reunion

33. Is there anyone you like right now?
Absolutely! I like all my blogging buddies!

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Everyday at work for 8 hours.

35. Are you currently depressed?
NO!!!!!!!

36. Did you cry today?
I was born without lachrymal glands.

37. Why did you answer and post this?
Because my great friend Jean asked me to!

38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.

href=”http://veganmomma.com/blog”>Opal Tribble/Vegan Momma, JaniceNG, Karen, Bobobimbo, Eric “Speedcat Hollydale”,Jesse The Cat

My meme policy: Do this meme if you want to. If you don’t do it I will not hold it against you. Sadly, I have lost some friends because I didn’t do a meme I was tagged on. Do not do this meme if you already have because Google severely punishes sites that have duplicate content (isn’t that ridiculous?) Almost every big niche site is filled with boring duplicate content yet they go unpunished. Don’t even get me started on Google. You are my friends and I don’t care if you do this meme or not. I will like you just the same either way!!!!!

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