Bobby The Snob
Notice how I “cashed” up my blog to celebrate my new found status as a aristocratic page rank 4 site? That’s right…I’m gonna be rich. If you have a page rank of 0, please leave. I only associate with my kind. I am now, a snob. None of the A-listers have invited me to dinner! I suppose they just haven’t heard yet.
I’m waiting on the Google armored truck to pull up any second. Wait, is that them? False alarm! Wow, I sure wish they would hurry! Will Google be bringing me a new car too? I’m sure they will. What kind of luxury car do page rank 8 sites get?
I’m starting my new novelty entertainment site called, “JudgeJudySexy Dot Com”. I’ll need some guest writers too. Please don’t apply if you are a page rank 0 site. You won’t fit in.
I put all my ads in neatly aligned rows (check my cash style ads in the upper right of my side bar) so I’ll make even more money now! All the big sites have theirs like that so I am sure I’ll make millions off that alone.
My Halloween Costume
So, how do you like my blog’s Halloween costume? I was in the mood for lookin’ evil and what better way, than to “cash it up”! Did you think I would keep it like this? That depends on how many hundreds of thousands of dollars I make this week…he he 
I hope by now you realize this post is absolutely true…just kidding! I don’t care about page rank at all…unless they lower mine. I will be visiting them in person if that happens. Rest assured, they don’t want to meet me. It would get ugly fast, and crowds would explode into riots…the military would be involved – I ADVISE them to leave my page rank be.
I don’t care about it, I just don’t like it getting lower, you know?
I also have a new upcoming website titled, “ParisHiltonIsAWhore Dot Com”. This is going to be a cash juggernaut! If you despise Paris and have writing talent, leave a comment and join the writing staff! 
#1 by Christy at October 28th, 2007
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Good advice Bobby, since the page rank update I’ve decided to fill my blogs with pop up ads and actually trap potential readers on my site forcing them to click on my ads.
ROFL
Christy’s last blog post..Since We’re All Freaking Out Over Our Page Ranks…
#2 by emila at October 28th, 2007
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I knew it! I knew you were up to something when I read the first para!
Happy Halloween, Bobby!
emila’s last blog post..Trick or Treat – Illustration Friday
#3 by Genie Princess at October 28th, 2007
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Hi Bobby, congrats on ur pagerank 4, yeeha! But what does it mean la? He he he…please elaborate, can just send me an email if ur not too busy!
Genie Princess’s last blog post..1 Grizzly Dog & 3 Cute Cats
#4 by Mark at October 28th, 2007
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Hey congrats on your PR4, too. I hear things are still fluctuating, so I’m hoping they all stick at the higher end.
Mark’s last blog post..Find Salvation In CleanCSS
#5 by Bobo at October 28th, 2007
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COngrats on your PR4… although i’m not very sure what it means… Have a small idea though.
But you sure gave me a mini scare there… I wouldn’t know what to do without the Real Bobby.
#6 by Brown Baron at October 28th, 2007
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Haha now that is one evil post!
I overslept and when I woke up, I wrote two quick posts forgetting that I do my link love posts on Sundays. I promise not too oversleep next sunday 
Brown Baron’s last blog post..How To Extract Videos From Your Browser?s Cache
#7 by Ad Tracker at October 28th, 2007
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Welcome to the PR4 club! Now I can talk to you
It only makes sense that we would be ranked the same, you know, with our traffic and backlinks being almost the same and all
PR has become such a joke!
Ad Tracker’s last blog post..Contest Entry Time Again
#8 by Aaron Cook at October 28th, 2007
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Yep, welcome to the PR 4 club! Shouldn’t we have a secret sign or secret hand shake or something?!?
LOL.
Shine on,
Aaron
#9 by Andy Bailey at October 28th, 2007
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actually, I’m now a PR5, actually.
I’ll allow you to come on my blog and comment if you want but, not too often because I don’t want to give you my juice.
I might see myself to coming here and blessing you with a comment now and again if you’re good.
hey, do you think we could gatecrash one of their events if we made our own PR badges?
Andy Bailey’s last blog post..400 USD enough for a custom blog design? help me please!
#10 by menopauseprincess at October 28th, 2007
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Hey Bobby,
I don’t believe you. Where’s your picture of a sports car?
menopauseprincess’s last blog post..Doris “Granny D” Haddock
#11 by menopauseprincess at October 28th, 2007
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Oh, I guess you won’t reply…I’m only a PR3!
menopauseprincess’s last blog post..Doris “Granny D” Haddock
#12 by laketrees at October 28th, 2007
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hi Bobby
…and I qualify being a PR4 too 
I would like to apply for a guest writing position at JudgeJudySexy Dot Com….that sounds terribly exciting
I haven’t forgotten your tag…am still working on it…..
laketrees’s last blog post..Rankings and all things Aussie !!!!!!
#13 by Rolando at October 28th, 2007
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Hey why did you give the Google armored truck my URL. They didn’t want me either with my 3 page rank. Boo Ban them! lol
Rolando’s last blog post..That?s What Friends Are For
#14 by Buzzing with Ange at October 28th, 2007
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Hey Bobby! Good work. Google also gave me a PR which I was excited about but what does it all mean? When you find out, let me know too
Buzzing with Ange’s last blog post..TaggZilla Gives up the Goods on Ranking #1 on Google
#15 by Polliwog at October 29th, 2007
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Hey Bobby my superhero!
So congrats on the PR4!!! Seems you should be higher than that though? I have given up trying to understand PR. I am a PR4 now as well, however, another blog I have done marketing work on (bobbarama.com) is a PR5! Now, I have more links than he does, but he still got a higher PR than me. I don’t sell any links on my blog either so I don’t think I was penalized but who the heck knows. So is PR more than just amount of links? I know in a vague way it’s the PR of the sites linking to you too, but again, I think I come out ahead on that too so I really don’t have a good clue why that blog would get a higher ranking than mine unless age is a factor (of the blog not the person – LOL!!!)
Anyway, I ramble.
I’m working on my friendship post. So sorry for the delay. The kids and I have been sick with a bad cold and I’m plumb worn out. How have you been doing?
Oh and can you recommend a good recent comment plugin? I don’t like the one I am using. And what do you think is best? Recent comments in the sidebar OR Top Commenters? I only have room for one so don’t know which one would be best. And if I do recent comments, how can I make it leave my own comments out? Ok, I’ve gone wacky with questions tonight. Feel free to email me your bill for services. Hehhehehehehhehe!
Polliwog’s last blog post..T-Shirt Contest (not wet)
#16 by Jean at October 29th, 2007
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congrates on your pagerank 4, bobby! talking about pagerank, what’s the use of it other than earning big bucks? im still on the grey side when it comes to this.
your blur angel, jean..
oh, btw, Happy Halloween, BIG GUY!!
Jean’s last blog post..My Stress-Reliever: Sweetheart Chloe
#17 by Genie Princess at October 29th, 2007
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Hi Bobby. Emila oredi explained to me a lil’ bit abt the pagerank, lookin forward to ur wise words now, when is the email coming?
Genie Princess
Genie Princess’s last blog post..On Isabella …
#18 by Opal Tribble/Vegan Momma at October 29th, 2007
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Congrats to everyone that received a PR…
All of my niche websites were raised. I don’t write on them as often. My biggest went to a PR of 5. That is my secret niche. I wanted to see how well I do without publicizing it. I did not know about the PR’s going up but a friend told me about all of mine.
Remember diversify and don’t be dependent on Google. If you want to monetize you can do that with 0 PR. I could have paid for my MacBook Pro with the amount I made with my PR 0websites. This way regardless of what Google does to your website you’ll still receive traffic and if you are monetizing you’ll still receive money.
Opal Tribble/Vegan Momma’s last blog post..Web Maintenance: The Mac Diva
#19 by Opal Tribble/Vegan Momma at October 29th, 2007
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I monetized The Raw & The Cooked & Healing Yourself Naturally from day one. I don’t go crazy with the ads either. The ones that you do have are related to my niche. Having too many ads would be overkill on my websites.
Have you noticed magazines? Some of them have a crazy amount of ads which is why I no longer subscribe to them. I do understand that is one of the ways that they make money I just wished those that go overboard with the ads also increased the amount of articles to compensate.
When you do get your Mac dream machine you should check out Mac|Life. It’s a magazine. I really enjoy it and they include a lot of informative articles. Thus far they don’t have an excessive amount of ads.
Opal Tribble/Vegan Momma’s last blog post..Web Maintenance: The Mac Diva
#20 by Opal Tribble/Vegan Momma at October 29th, 2007
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No I don’t think you have too many ads. If you are like me you will be playing around with the placement. It took a few months before I landed on areas that got the most attention.
I would also recommend checking out your stats. See what some of the top keywords are that brings people to your website and then place an appropriate ad. That’s what I did with my niche websites.
Opal Tribble/Vegan Momma’s last blog post..Web Maintenance: The Mac Diva
#21 by Opal Tribble/Vegan Momma at October 29th, 2007
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Anytime…I’m a newbie to it but I do use what I’ve learned in business into my websites. I even do that on Vegan Momma I treat them exactly how I treat my customers. I listen, respond, visit.
On vegan momma the same words show up every single month. eventually I might place a tiny affiliate block up somewhere. I think I’ll put that on my main website. My blog is in a subdirectory many people think that is my main page. It’s not. I have a lot of work to do on the main website and that focus will be on veganism nothing else. That won’t be a blog.
Currently I only use Amazon on Vegan Momma and that does very well. I receive affiliate earnings from that simple placement several times weekly.
Congrats on the adsense. The placement seems to be working for you.
Opal Tribble/Vegan Momma’s last blog post..Web Maintenance: The Mac Diva
#22 by Diana13 at October 29th, 2007
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Congratulations for your PR4! I just wonder… If I have only PR2, do you allow me to visit your blog to learn from a PRmaster? Or I should stay away, with other PR2 guys until I’ll reach a PR4? Just kidding
I like your post and all the comment above 
Diana13′s last blog post..CLIQ – a good tool for getting good traffic
#23 by trinity at October 29th, 2007
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Bobby.. this page rank thing has given me more opportunities on ppp! Yay! I soon will buy a car for you from cash I got from my blog, Bobby! hahaha… just wait and wish me rich!
Trinity from Rooms of My Heart
#24 by Dawn at October 29th, 2007
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Sorry Bobby I can’t hang out here and comment anymore. Everyone who’s anyone knows that the only way to get ahead in the blogging world is to only make friends with people whose PR is higher than their own. I guess I should start get my puckering lips ready, I have a whole lot of arse to smooch. “Oh yes mr. a list blogger, you are soooo very smart, why in the world are the rest of us pitiful blogging cretins able to breathe the same air as you?”
Dawn’s last blog post..Poetry – The Demon?s Game
#25 by Sara at October 29th, 2007
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Bobby,
It has been really nice knowing you. I’m sorry to hear that we can no longer be friends now that you are a pagerank 4. I was hoping to jump from my current 3 to a 4 this update, but no luck. I guess Google has decided that we just aren’t destined to be friends. It’s been fun…
Sara
(hopefully you understand that I am totally joking and I don’t give a sh!t about pagerank. I congratulate you on your ability to make more money, but I’m glad to hear you’ll be sticking to your ethics. Not that I thought you wouldn’t =) Happy Halloween…almost!)
Sara’s last blog post..Trip Around the Blogosphere 10-28-2007
#26 by menopauseprincess at October 29th, 2007
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Bobby, sorry to hijack your comments but I need your help. While checking my Technorati authority I noticed it had increased; when checking further I see it’s increased because of two links from a site I’ve never heard of, linking my latest post! It’s on some weird site msense dot net and if you search Maxim magazine you’ll find my post attributed to http scott king dot info, but the link comes back to me!
What the hell is this and what do I do about it? Thanks for your help!
menopauseprincess’s last blog post..Maxim’s Top 5 Most Unsexy Women; It’s Time For A Rant!
#27 by menopauseprincess at October 29th, 2007
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They are all from other blogs but they’re all credited to other people like mine is!
menopauseprincess’s last blog post..Maxim’s Top 5 Most Unsexy Women; It’s Time For A Rant!
#28 by Ingrid at October 29th, 2007
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After reading your post, I went to a page rank calculator and according to it I have a Page Rank of 3. I proved it by doing a search for “boricua in Texas.” Sure enough, my blog was the third on the list. Which is kinda cool, but doesn’t mean a thing. Being ranked 3 in my case does not guarantee traffic, as there really are not too many people doing searches for Puerto Ricans (boricuas) in Texas. I do not have a single visitor who has reached me by doing a search for that combination of words. My blog is low-traffic (average 24 readers per day). And I am OK with that. So the whole page rank is totally relative.
Ingrid’s last blog post..Sunday Snapshots- Lola
#29 by WaterLearner at October 29th, 2007
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I knew you were putting on a mask just by reading the first few lines …Hee hee ..Naughty Bobby!!
WaterLearner’s last blog post..Have You Showered Today?
#30 by Mel at October 30th, 2007
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Hey Bobby,
Something is rotten in Denmark….well at least in Google. I have been showing a 0 page rank for ever, then, seemingly overnight, mine also went to a 4. I am actually proudly displaying it on my site. What does that tell you about me…………….Don’t answer that!! Does this mean I am a member, in questionable standing, in the PG4 club??
Mel’s last blog post..May I Have This Dance?
#31 by mr fong at October 30th, 2007
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I JOIN NOW, HAHA
Eh, dunno where you get ur sense of humor. Why do I end up rolling on my ass all the time coz of you, it hurts 
Lol!
mr fong’s last blog post..The 3 PSLE questions- Walao, so freaking difficult la.
#32 by Simonne at November 24th, 2007
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I suppose I now can associate with you, as your PR4 went exactly where my PR4 went: gone withe the Google wind. Not that I’m happy, but big ventures come out of revelations like this
Simonne’s last blog post..My Best Blogging Achievement – Group Writing Project
#33 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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You get ‘em Christy! Drain ‘em dry. That’s actually a FANTASTIC idea! Have you discussed your plans with a developer yet? I want in!!!!!
#34 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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It means. . .ha ha ha…I don’t know! I’ll send you an e-mail!!!!!
#35 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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I was being serious Emila! Up to something? he he…well, maybe
Happy Halloween Emila 
#36 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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Well, as you read in my post, I will not stand for fluctuation…LOL!!!! Thanks Mark
#37 by Mark at October 28th, 2007
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“Now I can talk to you.”
LOL, that’s too funny, Ad Tracker.
Mark’s last blog post..Find Salvation In CleanCSS
#38 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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Ad Tracker, are you saying my rank isn’t high enough? LOL!!!!! I am glad we both made it! Otherwise, one of us would be left all alone
#39 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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How sweet Bobo
I love joking around because it keeps me sane! I’ll tell you all about it as soon as I know…LOL!!!! 
#40 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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You overslept? How dare you
I’m coming to learn how extract videos from my browser cache. Does it require any chemicals? It sounds dangerous 
#41 by Ad Tracker at October 28th, 2007
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Thanks Mark. Sorry it took so long for me to get back to you. I had to check your PR
Ad Tracker’s last blog post..Contest Entry Time Again
#42 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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Both of you two need to stop acting like PR 0 bloggers…RIGHT NOW
#43 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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Aaron, you don’t know the secret handshake? I’m calling bigG about you!!!
#44 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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Hi Andy, PR 5? Sir…Please teach me your secret method!!! You could take a severe penalty for receiving a link from a low ranked site like this one!
#45 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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Hi MP…Though I am a billionaire, I still find it inappropriate to show off my fleet of sports cars!
#46 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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Hi Menopauseprincess, I shall make an exception, only this one time!
#47 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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Hi Kim!!!! You’re hired! I still have not published the list yet, many folks are late! It’s coming up sometime in the future
#48 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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Rolando, I’ll give you a few million to get you by until the next update!!!!
#49 by Revellian at October 28th, 2007
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Hi Ange! I am waiting for a call from Bill Gates. He will explain it to me and then you may purchase the answer for only $29.99 / month for 7 years!
#50 by Revellian at October 29th, 2007
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Hi Polli!!!!! I’m using the Top commenters widget:http://webgrrrl.net/archives/my-top-commentators-widget-quick-dirty.htm
I think if I had to choose, I would definetly list my top commenters in a sidebar over recent comments. I’m actually thinking of removing recent comments. You can exclude yourself in presentation-widgets-Top Commentators: just enter your name in the exclude box!
Page Rank is cyclical which means it goes up and down for everyone, every update. As long as I’m not a 0, I’ll be fine! I need to go read Bobbarama and your “dry” T-shirt contest post! Thanks Polli darling
#51 by Revellian at October 29th, 2007
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Hi chiobu
It means that Google considers you to be relevant and you can make more money! Jean is PR5!!!!! Happy Halloween Jean 
#52 by Revellian at October 29th, 2007
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I’m working on it now Genie Princess
I’ve been kind of taking it easy on blogging so I don’t get stressed!!!!!! 
#53 by Revellian at October 29th, 2007
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Hi Opal! Also, that PR0 site will be a PR3 or better in just a few months for virtually anyone. There is no reason not to monetize a new site (especially a niche site) from day one.
I turned off all my page rank meters so I don’t know any sites PR when I look at it. I think it helps me stay open minded
#54 by Revellian at October 29th, 2007
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Hi Opal! Do you think I have too many ads? I’m just making adjustments based on earnings. I can’t wait to get a Mac! I do wish that the entire OS were open source. It think parts of OSX are open source but there are proprietary elements.
I have worked with UNIX and Linux for 15 years and Windows is actually new to me. I think that the NTFS file system is poorly designed and filled with problems. Linux will always be my 1st love but I can see a Mac being a great new love
#55 by Revellian at October 29th, 2007
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Oh yeah…I have been checking my keywords. I think that the keywords you naturally inherit are easier to work with than trying to make a chosen keyword be your biggie. I have adsense now and it’s doing well in just 2 days!
I will keep my site going the same way. I may adjust my ad placement etc. but my content will remain on the same path as the day I started blogging. It keeps me loving what I do and I cannot change that for any amount of money.
Thanks so much for helping me understand the ideas behind all this stuff. I have learned more from you than any other single person.
#56 by Revellian at October 29th, 2007
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I am an Amazon Affiliate too but I have had no success at all with it. Their control panel is confusing and they have a ton of options. I just haven’t learned to use their offerings quite yet.
I have only been monitoring keywords for 2 months and I don’t have nearly enough statistics to go on yet. There is a lot to learn. I have learned that keywords need to be looked at in their relation to other words, surrounding text, category, hits, search phrases and actual natural hits (as well as referral) as it all relates to my site and related sites.
I might have enough to go on but I am currently studying up so my level of true understanding will become absolute. Amazon has a huge amount of ways and programs to make money and I would like to learn how I can implement something into my site
#57 by Revellian at October 29th, 2007
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Hi Diana! I am far from being a master
I am happy that most of us, whether we took at hit or a gain, have not taken it too seriously 
#58 by Revellian at October 29th, 2007
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So true Dawn! Let us walk in the footprints of all the great PR10 masters so that we too can shun all below us and milk them for every penny they have
#59 by Revellian at October 29th, 2007
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Everyone would like to believe they don’t care about page rank. The truth is, we do care to a certain extent. It is an important rating. If you, I or anyone didn’t care – we wouldn’t be writing about it.
When I see a big money site write about how they don’t care, then I KNOW they care…LOL!!!! Sara…you have got to stop thinking about PR. Remember, that if you can rank a little higher next update, then maybe I’ll actually talk to you…LOL
#60 by Revellian at October 29th, 2007
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I’ll check it out MP
I’ll get back to you in a little bit 
Msense.net looks like a scraper site to me. Look at it carefully. All of the posts look like they are from other blogs. I don’t see any reader comments but I do see adsense ads. Does this qualify as being illegal? I’m checking that out now 
#61 by Polliwog at October 29th, 2007
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Thanks so much Bobby darling!! I’m going to check it out now. I am using the commentluv plugin you recommended and a few other things. my t-shirt post, well there was ONE I wanted to link to you, but it was a wee bit naughty so I didn’t do it. (blush). Wonder if you can figure it out. Thanks for all your help. I’m off to look at a plugin! Oh and I dont do any writing on the bobbarama blog, just techy stuff.
Polliwog’s last blog post..T-Shirt Contest (not wet)
#62 by Revellian at October 30th, 2007
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True Ingrid! If you want a personal blog that you use just for a small group of friends and you have no desire to reach millions of people or make money, then page rank is irrelevant!
#63 by Revellian at October 30th, 2007
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Hi Karen! I guess I misbehave and should really clean up my act…LOL
#64 by Revellian at October 30th, 2007
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I’m sorry it’s taking me so long MP, I am having some serious site problems and I am trying to fix them!
#65 by Revellian at October 30th, 2007
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Hi Mel! It’s ok if you want to brag:)
#66 by Revellian at October 30th, 2007
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Hi Polli!!!! I’ll come see your T-shirt!!!!
#67 by Andy Bailey at October 30th, 2007
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I thought I would add you to my blogroll too just for good measure!
Andy Bailey’s last blog post..CommentLuv gets CommentSmothered!
#68 by Revellian at October 30th, 2007
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Thanks Andy! I’ll add you to mine too!!!!
#69 by Revellian at October 30th, 2007
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Yay Trinity! If I get rich 1st, I’ll buy you a car!!!!!