I dedicate this post to Santa’s Community Blog because I haven’t visited him in a long while and he certainly deserves something special! Merry Christmas to Santa and all my blogging buddies!
Like many little boys, I was not well behaved like my parents had hoped. My dad was hard core military and often made rules that I just didn’t agree with. Usually, I misbehaved in a rebellion against him.
When I was 4 years old, I was living in Texas on an army post in Fort Hood. One day while my mother was busy and my dad was at work, I walked down to the creek because there was an older kid I saw near it.
While there, we were looking at the water moccasins (a poisonous snake often found near or in fresh water). He told me, “It’s right there…it’s a big one.”
I still couldn’t see it but kept looking. I leaned over a bit further…lost my footing and fell in! I couldn’t swim and was scared fighting to stay afloat. The older boy pulled me out of the water, saving my life. My mother came storming down to the water, screaming at me.
She carried me on her shoulders all the way home, paddling my behind the as she walked. She was crying, knowing that I could be dead. She cried, “I love you!” spanking me more, “I’m going to shoot you if you EVER do that again!” Haha…she was mad and happy at the same time!
When I was six I had read many books on police investigations as my father had tons of instruction manuals for that type of thing. From those books, I learned how to pick several different types of locks. I was an inquisitive kid who loved reading anything I wasn’t supposed to.
We lived on an US military base in Frankfurt, Germany. Because I was naturally bad, I picked the lock (an old padlock) on my neighbor’s storage locker in the basement. I picked it everyday to make him mad. Eventually, there was a police investigation into the situation which heightened the stakes, making it very exciting for me!
They put a new lock on the cage to thwart any further break ins. This time, they used a more sturdy padlock, but it was no problem for me. I spent 3 weeks learning how to pick it and finally…I got in. I never stole anything, but loved playing cat and mouse.
The problem was that I showed off to my friends and they told on me! That Christmas I just knew Santa wasn’t going to bring me any presents. A few weeks prior to Christmas, my parents and little sister went on a train ride across Europe. Santa was on the train.
Santa is a little different in Germany than he is in many other countries, or maybe the people’s customs are different. On the train, Santa sat near two things which I will never forget. One was a big stack of Christmas stockings stuffed with candy and toys. The other were bundles of sticks wrapped in string (switches and ashes)!
I saw one young boy sit on Santa’s lap and Santa asked if he’d been bad or good. His father said, “He has been a bad, bad boy!”
Santa handed his father the switches. The father pulled the kid’s pants down and whipped him with them! The boy cried and cried, the father seemed to enjoy administering the whipping!
Back at home on Christmas eve…I was thinking that I had been so bad. I just knew there would be nothing but switches and ashes under the tree. I knew I would get whipped while my sister enjoyed tons of awesome presents!
I wouldn’t go to sleep Christmas eve and I kept getting up to see if St.Nick had come with my switches and ashes. Finally, my mom told me that the Santa on the train wasn’t the real Santa. Talk about relief! They waited until the last second to tell me (how mean of them). I soon feel asleep…smiling�
I remember waking up to the best Christmas ever! I got everything I wanted that year and was thankful that the REAL Santa had come to see me. I knew he was nice! I told my parents how sorry I was for opening the lock on my neighbor’s storage cage. My parents taught me a valuable lesson about lying and made sure I remembered how wrong it was to tamper with other people’s belongings.
It sure made getting those presents SO MUCH sweeter! It was definitely a Christmas I’ll never forget!



#1 by paisley at December 2nd, 2007
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excellent post bobby… i loved it!!!!!
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#2 by Santa Claus at December 3rd, 2007
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Bobby. A wonderful story but are you sure it wasn’t me on the train
#3 by clairec23 at December 3rd, 2007
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That other Santy sounded a bit evil! I can’t imagine giving children switches and ashes. I was really afraid that your story was going to end horribly there for a minute!
I can’t imagine a little kid picking locks for fun either
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#4 by Andy Bailey at December 3rd, 2007
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what a great story! it looks like you got the ‘pick’ of the Christmas presents
I too was a son of a military man and a bit of a rebellious youth however, my lock picking wasn’t so innocent and ended up with a massive reel of telephone cable rolling down a hill and through a classroom window!
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#5 by Chris at December 3rd, 2007
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Wow, what a great story. Growing up in Germany gives you a special insite into the Holidays that the rest of us don’t have. How you must have swetted it out waiting for Santa. You were quite the pistol as a child I see-my brother was similar in his curiosity.
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#6 by Chris at December 3rd, 2007
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Glad to see you’re back. Very interesting, so you’re a lock picker in your spare time huh.
We were tagged, and are tagging you. Details can be seen at our blog http://wildcatsthree.blopspot.com
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Happy Holidays!
Chris
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#7 by Genie Princess at December 3rd, 2007
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Morning Bobby! I came by earlier but I couldn’t leave my comment, some sort of error and ur shout box was missing too. Anyway, just wanted to say that I’m glad to see you’re feeling much better. This is probably the first post that sounds more like Bobby after a long while, hope your recovery is coming along okay.
PS. Somebody was a naughty lil’ boy back then!
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#8 by emila at December 3rd, 2007
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Hi Bobby! Love reading your childhood story. Hope you can post more!
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#9 by Ev Nucci at December 4th, 2007
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#10 by menopauseprincess at December 4th, 2007
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Wonderful story Bobby. I can’t imagine you EVER being a bad boy!
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#11 by Christy at December 4th, 2007
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That’s a great story Bobby, with a very happy ending
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#12 by Brown Baron at December 5th, 2007
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Loved it. Puts a nice perspective on this upcoming Christmas too. Thanks Bobby
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#13 by Janice at December 5th, 2007
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I enjoyed reading your childhood story. Its nice to know that you can rem all those wonderful past. I dun have much memories or that they are nothing spectacular to mention. I rem there was a year during X’mas at age 8 when I left a red sock by my bedside. I woke up the next morning but Santa din came. I was disppointed… LOL
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#14 by Eric "Speedcat Hollydale" at December 6th, 2007
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I am 40 years old, and still get the switches! (laughing) Great post Bobby. You wouldn’t give me the switches, would you?
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#15 by Mel at December 8th, 2007
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Very nice childhood story. You learned a valuable lesson and had a wonderful Christmas. I hope you have not used your lock picking skills since then?
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#16 by Todd Morris at December 9th, 2007
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Hi Bobby,
Excellent story. I was a military brat too … live in England as a kid. Some of the holidays there were slightly different too, but I don’t have any stories nearly as funny as your German Santa.
Keep havin FuN!
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#17 by Ev Nucci at December 9th, 2007
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#18 by trinity at December 9th, 2007
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Bobby I love your story… it’s really unforgettable!
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#19 by Tish at December 10th, 2007
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Hi, Bobby! When you have a moment, please stop by to pick up your Christmas Spirit and Blog Friend Forever awards! Congratulations!
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#20 by Tish at December 10th, 2007
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Oh, and I also gifted you with the Spreader of Love Award!
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#21 by maketraffic at December 10th, 2007
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Hi Bobby, i dedicate my latest post to you.
-Is Life worth celebrating? -
http://projectheavytraffic.blogspot.com/2007/12/is-life-worth-celebrating_10.html
Cheers!
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#22 by Revellian at December 3rd, 2007
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Thanks Paisley
I am so glad you liked it!!!!!!!
#23 by Revellian at December 3rd, 2007
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Thanks Santa!!! Yes…I am sure it wasn’t you…hahaha!!! I think I’ll be coming to write a post on the community blog
#24 by Revellian at December 3rd, 2007
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Thanks Clairec23!!! I am over my negative posts and the real me is back
#25 by Revellian at December 3rd, 2007
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Wow Andy…what on Earth were you doing with that telephone cable? You were hacking the phone system? hahaha…Thanks so much! Glad you liked the post
#26 by Revellian at December 3rd, 2007
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It’s nice to see you Chris! Thanks so much
I would love to do a tag
#27 by Revellian at December 3rd, 2007
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Thanks Genie Princess
It is really nice to see you!!!! I am officially back and happier than I could ever explain. It feels good to write something positive with some humour!
You should REALLY get a yahoo account and put your picture on your Mybloglog…hahaha!!! I am not used to seeing that little gray favicon!!!
BTW…I am a very good boy now..hehe
#28 by Revellian at December 4th, 2007
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Thanks Emila
I am glad you liked it. I will publish some more like this
#29 by Revellian at December 4th, 2007
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Hi Ev
It’s nice to see you. I know you love your sons very much…I always remember stuff like that about people. I have a great mom and she is still great today. I am definetly a momma’s boy and very proud of it
#30 by Revellian at December 4th, 2007
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Hello Menopauseprincess!!!! I am finally feeling like my old self again. I sure am glad too! I am really happy you enjoyed the post. Often…when I can’t think of anything to write, I can always find a really nice memory to write about
#31 by Revellian at December 5th, 2007
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Hi Christy!!!! It’s about time I had a happy ending for a change! Glad you enjoyed it
#32 by Revellian at December 5th, 2007
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Ya know…I am feeling back to normal…sort of …LOL!!! Thanks BB, I really needed to write this
#33 by Revellian at December 5th, 2007
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Hi Janice!!!! Wait till you read the story of my birth…hehe..just kidding!!! Yeah…it seems Santa doesn’t visit me anymore. All I wanted was a new house and sports car
#34 by Revellian at December 8th, 2007
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No Eric…nobody deserves switches for Christmas! How about a bowl of ice-cream instead
#35 by Revellian at December 8th, 2007
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Hi Mel…I use those skills for more useful things now…like helping people get the right type of locks for their doors. With information so easy to get a hold of these days, it helps to know that all locks are not created equal!!! Thanks
#36 by Revellian at December 9th, 2007
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I loved Germany and especially the candy made there! I have many fond memories of Europe…thanks Todd
#37 by Revellian at December 9th, 2007
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I am definitely much different than dad! I am not much of a rebel anymore
Thanks Ev
#38 by Revellian at December 11th, 2007
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Thank you Trinity!!! I’m so glad you liked it
#39 by Revellian at December 12th, 2007
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Hi Tish!!! I will come see
Thanks
#40 by Revellian at December 12th, 2007
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Hi Tish, I haven’t been spreading much love lately…but I need some love
#41 by Revellian at December 12th, 2007
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I’ll come see MT!!! Thanks