Abducted By Aliens

I watched a ton of programs on the History Channel about UFO’s the past few days and have decided to become a UFO hunter…hehe. I find it fascinating to think about all these conspiracy theories and cover ups. Besides UFO’s, I really enjoyed learned about USO’s (unidentified submerged objects).

I’ve known all along that the aliens have secret bases at the bottom of the ocean but they are not related to the inhabitants of the lost city of Atlantis…hahaha. If you are one of the very few, unlucky people who haven’t been abducted by aliens, you are missing out.

It’s long been a fantasy of mine to be abducted by aliens. Growing up, I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a certified alien implant in my skull…didn’t you?

“I would love to be abducted by aliens, as long as they didn’t molest me”

Bobby Revell

If there really is an alien race living on the bottom of the ocean, I’m sure they see us as wild pigs with electricity. One glance at prime time television would be enough to make them study us like we are insects. If they had entertainment, it would be us…rambling on about Jamie-Lynn Spear’s pregnancy…perplexed at why we think it’s important…laughing at our stupidity.

I can just see an alien laughing (they don’t have mouths, so it would be psychic laughter) about how America has a president who can’t pronounce the word nuclear…but has the power to blow us up with nuclear bombs…hahahaha…how disturbing.

If asked about human society, I’d tell the aliens, “I’m not with them.”

Bobby Revell

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December 26, 2007 · Filed Under Humor

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12 Responses to “Abducted By Aliens”

  1. Andrew on December 26th, 2007 11:55 pm

    I agree with what your saying there Revellian. On the electricity issue, it is advanced even for advanced forms. So yes the aliens would study us like crazy. And on the history channel a lot of those documentaries put together look fake and if anything make UFO’S look more unrealistic. Im a firm non-believer.

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  2. emila on December 27th, 2007 9:07 am

    Cool topic! I love to see alien movies, namely Roswell, Taken, X-Files, etc. I think aliens exist. Lol, I even think they live in the Bermuda Triangle!

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  3. Mel on December 27th, 2007 11:21 am

    Denial, denial, denial (”I’m not with them”)
    BTW, Merry Christmas! Come on by and collect your gifts. http://mondaymorningpower.blogspot.com/2007/12/holiday-awards-presentations.html

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  4. Revellian on December 27th, 2007 1:39 pm

    It’s a very interesting subject isn’t it Emila? Although this post is just to be funny, I do believe we are not alone!!! :smile:

  5. Revellian on December 27th, 2007 1:41 pm

    Humor, humor, humor Mel!!! :mrgreen:

  6. Genie Princess on December 27th, 2007 8:36 pm

    ?I would love to be abducted by aliens, as long as they didn?t molest me?

    Ha ha ha ha…that’s so funny Bobby! B is fascinated with UFOs too, me not so much! Do let us know if u ever get abducted, I mean when and if you return to earth safely! ;)
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  7. Revellian on December 27th, 2007 9:01 pm

    Marzie!!!! I’m so glad someone caught the humor!!! I don’t really want to be abducted but I would love to see a UFO up close…it would actually be scary :mrgreen:

  8. Revellian on December 27th, 2007 9:04 pm

    Hi Andrew!!! If I see one myself I maybe more convinced…but so far I have never seen one :shock:

  9. Janice on December 27th, 2007 9:55 pm

    I love to see a UFO…. You make me laughing with this :”?I would love to be abducted by aliens, as long as they didn?t molest me?….. LOL…

    if you ever did & returned to earth. You better go for FULL thorough body check up…. wahahahaha.

    Thanks for the humour :)
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  10. Revellian on December 27th, 2007 10:22 pm

    I don’t let doctors touch my body Janice…that really gives me the creeps…hahahaha!!!! I am glad you got a laugh. The thought of all these people doing things to me has me all grossed out :mrgreen:

  11. dcr on January 1st, 2008 10:45 pm

    I would consider alien abductors to be criminals, taking people without their permission and experimenting on them. So, when I was a kid, I wanted to get aboard a UFO so I could wrestle control from the aliens and keep the ship for myself. ;-) Sure, taking an alien spacecraft might be considered stealing, but I don’t think the aliens can claim the moral high ground.

    Actually, though, what I actually hoped for is that the aliens would land somewhere near me, be unfortunately dying from something and say, here, take our ship, we don’t trust anyone else with it.

    Neither scenario ever happened.

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  12. Revellian on January 2nd, 2008 4:13 am

    Hi DCR! I am an alien and this post was designed to find the one who wanted to steal my UFO…Gotcha…hahaha :mrgreen:

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