I watched a ton of programs on the History Channel about UFO’s the past few days and have decided to become a UFO hunter…hehe. I find it fascinating to think about all these conspiracy theories and cover ups. Besides UFO’s, I really enjoyed learned about USO’s (unidentified submerged objects).

I’ve known all along that the aliens have secret bases at the bottom of the ocean but they are not related to the inhabitants of the lost city of Atlantis…hahaha. If you are one of the very few, unlucky people who haven’t been abducted by aliens, you are missing out.

It’s long been a fantasy of mine to be abducted by aliens. Growing up, I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a certified alien implant in my skull…didn’t you?

“I would love to be abducted by aliens, as long as they didn’t molest me”

Bobby Revell

If there really is an alien race living on the bottom of the ocean, I’m sure they see us as wild pigs with electricity. One glance at prime time television would be enough to make them study us like we are insects. If they had entertainment, it would be us…rambling on about Jamie-Lynn Spear’s pregnancy…perplexed at why we think it’s important…laughing at our stupidity.

I can just see an alien laughing (they don’t have mouths, so it would be psychic laughter) about how America has a president who can’t pronounce the word nuclear…but has the power to blow us up with nuclear bombs…hahahaha…how disturbing.

If asked about human society, I’d tell the aliens, “I’m not with them.”

Bobby Revell

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