Jan 26

The first time I ever heard of ‘the law of attraction’, I knew exactly what it was - before I actually read a book about it. Someone simply relabeled positive thinking, positive self projection and persuasion with a catchy new title and some quasi-elitist, highly vernacular jargon. It just amazes me that relabeling something thousands of years old can catch on so feverishly.

I’m not saying it doesn’t work, I just cannot bring myself to call it ‘The Law of Attraction’. It’s like a more metaphysical scientology. I should relabel ‘getting laid’ as ‘Revelliantology, the spiritual science of sexual magnetism’. Here’s my idea - maybe I’ll be a billionaire soon:

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Now…the next time you have a heated romantic interlude, refer to it as the ‘Science of Revellianism‘. What’s even funnier, is that I could actually write this book! :shock:

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23 Comments »

Comment by trinity
2008-01-26 07:50:09

Ha ha ha ha… you are very good at making this cover booK!! very look like the real one!

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Comment by Revellian
2008-01-26 10:55:57

It is real Trinity! I’ll be selling the book later this year :shock:

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Comment by teeni Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-26 10:47:21

Don’t know if my first comment attempt worked so I’m trying again. Please delete if I duplicated it.
Here’s a thought - if I could get you and the AntiBarbie to collaborate on a short document as a basis for a new spiritual science, I think a new religion would be born and it would also be a funny read.

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Comment by Revellian
2008-01-26 10:57:32

This is a real religion Teeni…please give my church a monetary donation :mrgreen:

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Comment by teeni Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-26 11:11:08

Oh, my apologies. I didn’t realize this was a real religion. In that case, which way to the bingo hall and the food pantry? If I win at bingo you get your donation. :grin:
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Comment by Revellian
2008-01-26 11:22:16

We cannot accept “dirty bingo money”…you must talk to Tom Cruise about that :wink:

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Comment by Square1
2008-01-26 12:21:12

When I heard about the concept of “The Law of Attraction” I kind of thought it might have been easier if they had just re-titled Norman Vincent Peale’s “The Power of Positive Thinking”. Oh but that would be plagiarism, wouldn’t it. How inconvenient some of these publishing laws are.;)

Revellianism, eh? You might want to ignore me, as I already make terrible fun of the Scientologists.

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Comment by Revellian
2008-01-26 20:56:01

I am ready to be criticized, for I have seen the illuminating nimbus - even though it is from a clap on/clap off light. The light is pure and good.

I have The Power of Positive Thinking…a classic! There actually are some really good books about the law of attraction, and I suppose I cannot blame authors from wanting to sell books. The law of attraction is such a general concept (unlike scientology) which makes it such a great marketing tool. It comes with a built in audience regardless of an authors interpretation. :smile:

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Comment by Andy Bailey
2008-01-26 14:32:28

maybe if you think positively enough about this book, it will write itself :lol:
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Comment by Revellian
2008-01-26 20:58:48

All great books do write themselves. Thanks Andy! :wink:

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Comment by Romeo
2008-01-26 22:13:02

This look interesting. In fact, not much people know how to use the secret or law of attraction. I start to know a bit only after I tool Bob Proctor’s lesson and discover about it.

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Comment by Revellian
2008-01-27 13:00:49

Romeo…you must become one with the harmonic vertex! Only then will the magnetic resonance stimulate your pineal gland…allowing you to see into the 4th dimension! You will know when the “Emerald Orb of Hyper-luminescence” dances before your eyes. Bob Proctor has yet to achieve this level. :shock:

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Comment by Brown Baron
2008-01-27 11:11:56

Revellianism? Smashing name! The Science of Revellianism? Unbeatable haha.

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Comment by Revellian
2008-01-27 13:02:13

Hahahahahahahahahaha :mrgreen:

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Comment by nimrodjo Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-27 11:23:34

Try to sell it as low as it can…maybe as low as FREE :?: …I really love the title…you really should try to sell your book…I will but it for sure… :mrgreen:
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Comment by Revellian
2008-01-27 13:03:45

Free? Oh no…it will be $199.99 for Revellian church members…hahahahahaha :mrgreen:

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Comment by Mighty Morgan
2008-01-27 20:25:44

he he he…nice Bobby…YOU SHOULD write this book…bet it would sell! :grin:
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Comment by Revellian
2008-01-27 21:42:43

Come forth my child and ye shall see the truth….haha!!! If I do, I will tell people that it’s a joke on the front cover just to see who will actually believe! :mrgreen:

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2008-01-28 01:35:23

I already bought one! One thing, my CD was not inside … and I have no cosmic energy. Energy from a Snickers bar sure, all the nouget ya’ll is good, just not quite cosmic. Maybe you could send me a copy in Adobe?

Thanks for not beating around the bush in chapter 4. Truth shall set you free!!!! :cool:
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Comment by Revellian
2008-01-28 01:47:38

Tom Cruise needs to send Katy to my house for educational purposes…I bet she’s never experienced chapter 4 :shock: Thanks for your purchase!!!!!

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Comment by Mitchell Allen
2008-01-28 11:39:53

Bobby oh Bobby!
Your cup runneth over your pot of gold at the end of the Rainbow Vacuum Cleaner.
Surely, Persuit of Hppyness will follow you all the Days of Our Lives.

Just don’t forget to feed Loki “Mr. Mad Cat” before tonight’s Sermon on the Mounting.

You need a PayPal button to connect to the Buy Now thingy, man.

Will you promote it on Amazon, too? I have an account that needs “servicing”, yuk-yuk.

Seriously, man, you crack me up. Nuclear meltdowns one day, transcendental sex the next.

Love you guy!

Mitch

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Comment by Revellian
2008-01-29 12:27:56

You actually made me laugh Mitchell! I needed that :smile:

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Comment by Mitchell Allen
2008-01-29 23:06:38

Well, I’m glad. :)
Let’s spread this mad cheer around, shall we?
I’ve stumbled this post and reviewed it for the good of all consenting adults.

Cheers,

Mitch

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