The first time I ever heard of ‘the law of attraction’, I knew exactly what it was – before I actually read a book about it. Someone simply relabeled positive thinking, positive self projection and persuasion with a catchy new title and some quasi-elitist, highly vernacular jargon. It just amazes me that relabeling something thousands of years old can catch on so feverishly.
I’m not saying it doesn’t work, I just cannot bring myself to call it ‘The Law of Attraction’. It’s like a more metaphysical scientology. I should relabel ‘getting laid’ as ‘Revelliantology, the spiritual science of sexual magnetism’. Here’s my idea – maybe I’ll be a billionaire soon:
Revelliantology
Now…the next time you have a heated romantic interlude, refer to it as the ‘Science of Revellianism‘. What’s even funnier, is that I could actually write this book! 
#1 by trinity at January 26th, 2008
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Ha ha ha ha… you are very good at making this cover booK!! very look like the real one!
#2 by teeni at January 26th, 2008
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Don’t know if my first comment attempt worked so I’m trying again. Please delete if I duplicated it.
Here’s a thought – if I could get you and the AntiBarbie to collaborate on a short document as a basis for a new spiritual science, I think a new religion would be born and it would also be a funny read.
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#3 by teeni at January 26th, 2008
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Oh, my apologies. I didn’t realize this was a real religion. In that case, which way to the bingo hall and the food pantry? If I win at bingo you get your donation.
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#4 by Square1 at January 26th, 2008
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When I heard about the concept of “The Law of Attraction” I kind of thought it might have been easier if they had just re-titled Norman Vincent Peale’s “The Power of Positive Thinking”. Oh but that would be plagiarism, wouldn’t it. How inconvenient some of these publishing laws are.;)
Revellianism, eh? You might want to ignore me, as I already make terrible fun of the Scientologists.
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#5 by Andy Bailey at January 26th, 2008
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maybe if you think positively enough about this book, it will write itself
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#6 by Romeo at January 26th, 2008
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This look interesting. In fact, not much people know how to use the secret or law of attraction. I start to know a bit only after I tool Bob Proctor’s lesson and discover about it.
Alex Liu
How To Become A Millionaire
#7 by Brown Baron at January 27th, 2008
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Revellianism? Smashing name! The Science of Revellianism? Unbeatable haha.
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#8 by nimrodjo at January 27th, 2008
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Try to sell it as low as it can…maybe as low as FREE
…I really love the title…you really should try to sell your book…I will but it for sure… 
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#9 by Mighty Morgan at January 27th, 2008
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he he he…nice Bobby…YOU SHOULD write this book…bet it would sell!
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#10 by Eric "Speedcat Hollydale" at January 28th, 2008
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I already bought one! One thing, my CD was not inside … and I have no cosmic energy. Energy from a Snickers bar sure, all the nouget ya’ll is good, just not quite cosmic. Maybe you could send me a copy in Adobe?
Thanks for not beating around the bush in chapter 4. Truth shall set you free!!!!
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#11 by Mitchell Allen at January 28th, 2008
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Bobby oh Bobby!
Your cup runneth over your pot of gold at the end of the Rainbow Vacuum Cleaner.
Surely, Persuit of Hppyness will follow you all the Days of Our Lives.
Just don’t forget to feed Loki “Mr. Mad Cat” before tonight’s Sermon on the Mounting.
You need a PayPal button to connect to the Buy Now thingy, man.
Will you promote it on Amazon, too? I have an account that needs “servicing”, yuk-yuk.
Seriously, man, you crack me up. Nuclear meltdowns one day, transcendental sex the next.
Love you guy!
Mitch
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#12 by Mitchell Allen at January 29th, 2008
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Well, I’m glad.
Let’s spread this mad cheer around, shall we?
I’ve stumbled this post and reviewed it for the good of all consenting adults.
Cheers,
Mitch
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#13 by Lulu at November 5th, 2008
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Revelliantology? seems like it’s going to hit the big time someday!
I wrote about Law of Attraction as well,- don’t know when I will write the second part
Nice to find out you have posted many posts about Law of Attraction
#14 by Revellian at November 5th, 2008
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@Mitch: Haha! Sorry it took me so long to see this comment! Thanks for the stumble!
@Lulu: Haha…I doubt it will make me any money! The law of attraction is in my opinion based on ancient Hinduism and other schools of thought. It recently became a marketing campaign for that film “The Secret” which was entirely designed for one reason; to make millions for the producers. Nonetheless, it’s an interesting idea.
#15 by Revellian at January 26th, 2008
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It is real Trinity! I’ll be selling the book later this year
#16 by Revellian at January 26th, 2008
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This is a real religion Teeni…please give my church a monetary donation
#17 by Revellian at January 26th, 2008
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We cannot accept “dirty bingo money”…you must talk to Tom Cruise about that
#18 by Revellian at January 26th, 2008
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I am ready to be criticized, for I have seen the illuminating nimbus – even though it is from a clap on/clap off light. The light is pure and good.
I have The Power of Positive Thinking…a classic! There actually are some really good books about the law of attraction, and I suppose I cannot blame authors from wanting to sell books. The law of attraction is such a general concept (unlike scientology) which makes it such a great marketing tool. It comes with a built in audience regardless of an authors interpretation.
#19 by Revellian at January 26th, 2008
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All great books do write themselves. Thanks Andy!
#20 by Revellian at January 27th, 2008
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Romeo…you must become one with the harmonic vertex! Only then will the magnetic resonance stimulate your pineal gland…allowing you to see into the 4th dimension! You will know when the “Emerald Orb of Hyper-luminescence” dances before your eyes. Bob Proctor has yet to achieve this level.
#21 by Revellian at January 27th, 2008
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
#22 by Revellian at January 27th, 2008
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Free? Oh no…it will be $199.99 for Revellian church members…hahahahahaha
#23 by Revellian at January 27th, 2008
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Come forth my child and ye shall see the truth….haha!!! If I do, I will tell people that it’s a joke on the front cover just to see who will actually believe!
#24 by Revellian at January 28th, 2008
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Tom Cruise needs to send Katy to my house for educational purposes…I bet she’s never experienced chapter 4
Thanks for your purchase!!!!!
#25 by Revellian at January 29th, 2008
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You actually made me laugh Mitchell! I needed that