Archive for June, 2008

The Twitter Conspiracy

Is it really possible to make money with Twitter? Does it really benefit your site? I think there’s a Twitter conspiracy going on behind the scenes. With government and military conspiracy theories going on all across the world, we are used to them. There’s the theory that the American government is ran by a secret group of individuals known as the Illuminati (the deepest inner core of the Freemasons). It is believed by some that all forms of mass media entertainment is a type of mass brainwashing to create brain dead citizens while the evil government enslaves it’s own citizens in a bloodthirsty quest for power and world domination. Maybe it’s not true and our votes really do count – now that’s a theory!

Twitter’s Purpose

I’ve been using Twitter for a while. The entire time, I’ve been looking for a reason why. I kept thinking I had missed something and wasn’t getting all the benefits from it. This leads to the real question: why was it created and what is it’s real purpose?

  • It was created by mind control experts, using similar techniques of mass hypnosis designed by Hitler and Stalin.
  • It keep the masses of personal bloggers busy wasting time.
  • The money and seo bloggers know the maddening hordes of personal bloggers will never really earn them money (except for the seo books purchased which they don’t understand). Generally, it is search engine traffic that brings the cash, not Big Bucks Blogspotter Billy’s visits (wow, that is a great tongue twister).
  • The evil programmers behind the curtain know this, and they designed Twitter to keep people running in circles asking, “I’m following 300 people, how many are you following? How many followers do you have?”
  • While the seo masters rake in the cash, the sheep chase each other’s tails trying to keep up with everything 2000 people are doing – people they don’t even know.

The big money sites and seo experts love personal bloggers. It assures their success and guarantees a massive chunk of the Internet is automatically no threat to their ability to earn money. They don’t want everyone knowing the truth. They don’t want you critically thinking. They want you Twittering. While you read a blow by blow account of Billy Blogger’s hourly updates, the greed infested “experts” laugh hysterically – seven miles beneath the Earth’s crust in a secret back room – drinking champagne with all the world bankers.

Billy Blogger’s Story

He has spent $5000.00 on blog marketing books and seo training but has only earned $30.00 in three years. Google smartpriced his adsense so he will never reach the $100.00 threshold and get his first adsense check. Billy Blogger has reached the final, dreaded phase of twittering: he has become a twit. To understand the hidden nature of Twitter, you must know what twit means.

Twit1: An act of twitting: TAUNT  2: a silly annoying person: FOOL

As a verb, it means to make fun of. As a noun, it means to mock. It is the root of the word twitter, which means to talk in a chattering fashion (as a fool while being mocked by the elite).  Can’t you see the hidden conspiracy? It’s time for us to wake up. Soon, the government will be implanting RFID Twitter tracking modules beneath our skin so we can twitter in a mesmerized, catatonic stupor of thoughtlessness.

While Billy Blogger still thinks he’ll make millions, he twitters insanely every 5 minutes:

  • Billy’s Twitterings:
  1. I am drying off after my shower
  2. I am shellacking my armpits with antiperspirant
  3. I just got dressed
  4. oh no, I have to take a dump, now I’ll have to take another shower, I’m out of toilet paper
  5. I just bought the BlogMastermind course, I’ll be making millions soon

Google buries Billy’s Internet profile in a special file named: CASE CLOSED :mrgreen:

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Is Kissing Safe?

We’ve all experienced the dating milestone of first kiss (known as first base in some circles), which is something most people think of as completely safe. In today’s world of diseases like herpes, is kissing safe? This is a subject most people know nothing about, nor care to.

We all know that diseases like AIDS, gonorrhea, syphilis and others are spread through having unprotected sex. What about an unprotected kiss? I know many men and women who date dozens of people at a time and kiss people on the first date all the time without any worries. Most of us don’t want to request a complete disease screening before we date every person we meet – it would be rude, or would it?

is kissing safe

is kissing safe

Let’s consider:

I’m on a date, and a girl asks, “Can I kiss you?” (who asks nowadays?)

I reply, “Hold on a second woman…I’m not just a piece of meat. Do you have an updated certification stating you’re free of STD’s (sexually transmitted diseases) with you? Is it current?”

Her face turns red, she becomes disgusted and says, “Take me home loser. You just killed any romance that could ever exist between us. You suck.”

I go home alone and lose her forever…ouch.

The Kiss That Keeps On Giving

Yes, it seems it would take all spontaneity out of the equation and ruin the natural vibe of attraction. The reason I’m writing this is because I know someone who got that one nightmare kiss, which has changed his life for the worse…forever. He kissed a pretty woman he had just met. She had no signs of anything out of the ordinary. She had good hygiene and seemed completely normal. He did not have sex with her, all he did was kiss her.

Soon after, he got huge sores on his lips and a painful, splotchy red rash all over his body. He went to the doctor and was diagnosed with Orofacial Herpes (herpes simplex 1) and Herpes Gladiatorum (a variation of herpes simplex-1 known as wrestlers herpes or mat herpes, which is common among wrestlers).  He had a difficult time getting in touch with the woman, but finally did. She was shocked, saying she had never had any breakouts in her entire life and that he must have been infected by someone else. She was actually concerned and caring enough to get tested. It turns out she does have the virus, and is unknowingly spreading it around. Some people never get an actual outbreak, but can still be a carrier and spread it.

What if Barack Obama or John McCain have herpes simplex? That would scare the hell out of parents who let them kiss their babies (and they’ve kissed a lot of them. I’d be more worried about Bill Clinton)! What a way to start life, already having the virus. Don’t let every stranger kiss your baby. It’s also quite common for a parent to infect a baby and never even know it.

How scary is that? There is no cure for herpes, and once you get it, you have it forever. While there are antiviral drugs that can suppress it, it doesn’t go away. It is up to each and every one of us to get tested and to not assume we don’t have it. This case is not a freak incident, it happens all the time all over the world. Did you know that 1 in 5 people have genital herpes? In many countries the ratio is much higher. There are very high odds that any of us could get it.

Important Facts About Herpes

Most of us have heard about herpes simplex-1 (also known as cold sores, which appear on the lips). Many people have this virus, but don’t really know anything about it. We all know what genital herpes is, but we don’t associate genital herpes with oral herpes. Here are some frightening facts everyone should know:

  • You can spread genital herpes when you don’t have any symptoms.
    Fact. Genital herpes can be spread to a sex partner even when you have no symptoms. This is how most new cases of genital herpes are spread.
  • A person can have genital herpes and not even know it.
    Fact. The genital herpes virus can be active in a person’s body even though they have no symptoms. That’s why out of the 50 million Americans who have genital herpes, 90% don’t even realize they are infected with the virus and may unknowingly infect others.
  • You can spread genital herpes to other parts of your body.
    Fact. If you touch a genital herpes sore and then touch another part of your body, you can potentially spread the virus. Avoid contact with sores, and if you touch a sore, wash your hands with soap immediately.
  • Cold sores are just a lip infection and are not associated with herpes.
    Myth. Cold sores are generally caused by herpes simplex virus type 1. This virus can also cause an initial outbreak of genital herpes if you have oral sex with someone who has a cold sore.
  • You can’t get genital herpes from oral sex.
    Myth. Most type 1 genital herpes is caused by unprotected oral sex. The type 1 herpes virus can be spread through oral sex—what was a cold sore on your partner may develop as genital herpes on you. It is important to use barrier protection such as latex condoms during oral sex. (Please see your doctor for alternative barrier methods if you’re allergic to latex.)
  • If you have been with your partner for several years and just found out that you have genital herpes, your partner must be cheating on you.
    Myth. The fact that your partner has been diagnosed with genital herpes does not necessarily mean he or she has been unfaithful to you. Genital herpes outbreaks can occur with very mild symptoms that go unnoticed. You or your partner may have contracted the disease from a sexual partner a long time ago or your partner may have genital herpes without knowing it. You may want to consider having an open, honest conversation with your partner about your diagnosis without making any assumptions
  • The only people who get genital herpes are those who have had many sexual partners.
    Myth. Genital herpes is very common. As many as 1 in 5 American adults have genital herpes. Because of this, you can get genital herpes even if you’ve had only one or two sexual partners. However, your risk of getting a sexually transmitted disease like herpes increases with the number of sexual partners you’ve had in your life.

Facts reprinted with permission from: Myths and Facts About Genital Herpes.

After seeing what happened to someone I actually know, it really got to me. He looked so horrible and had a severe outbreak. It’s a great idea for everyone to get tested (go to your local health department for the test, it’s much less expensive than your family doctor). Don’t just assume that because some person is attractive and looks normal, that they don’t have it. If someone really cares about you and you care about them, it shouldn’t be taboo to both get tested. It’s a really good idea. Here’s to your health!

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Quirk

What exactly is a quirk? It sounds like a grotesque, protruding nodule or growth that requires surgery, “I can’t come into work today, I have a grisly quirk on my tender inner thigh and it’s dripping fluid!”

Mr. Boss says, “Yeech…stay home. Don’t come here and spread that nasty virus…take five weeks if you need it! Powder your leg and don’t wear tight jeans for a few days”

Here’s a photo manipulation (on my Linux box with the Gimp) I did last year of my friend John, it’s quite quirky:

Quirk

The Birdman (has a vicious bite)

Actually, a quirk is a weird or unusual habit. I was tagged by my good friend Jean Chia on her post [5] Annoying Things + [8] Habits + [6] Quirks to participate in this meme (I must have been insane when I wrote that ridiculous meme post!) and list six quirks of mine (I didn’t do the entire meme because I’m trying to score high for the “golden fleece” of keywords: quirk. I haven’t participated in a meme in quite a while, mostly because I became burned out on them awhile back. This one sounded like fun and I wanted to share how weird I really am with all of you. I don’t list the rules because if you don’t know how to do a meme, my blog is far too advanced for you – go cut your teeth and come back later.

  1. When someone is sweating and they get that little droplet of sweat hanging off their nose, I lose control – I cannot stand it. The surmounting pressure will build in my mind until I finally snap. I once shot a man because of it. His headless body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell’s Kitchen.
  2. I floss my teeth several times per day because I cannot stand having anything between them. I carry dental floss, a toothbrush, toothpaste and a bottle of water in my vehicle and at work in case of emergencies.
  3. I get the “piss shivers” when I urinate. Sometimes the twitch is so spastic, I shake the contact lenses off my eyes right into the toilet – $10.00 down the commode. I am told that many men suffer from this affliction…especially while peeing outside on cold nights. Is this too much information?
  4. I don’t like shaking stranger’s hands. Some people find it rude, but that’s how cold and flu germs are passed. If I do shake someone’s hand, I cannot relax until I wash them with anti-bacterial soap and hot water. I like Donald Trump’s “no handshake policy”. The Asian’s have it right with a simple bow. The perfect excuse is to say, “Pardon me if I don’t shake hands, I’m a Buddhist,” and bow politely.
  5. I sleep with the lights on because I don’t want spiders crawling all over my body and face. A good friend of mine was bitten on the eyelid by a brown recluse (be sure to read my brown recluse story). His face rotted off and he lost his left eye. Years later, it’s still a vile open sore, along with being wet and draining pus. His friends call him “the cyclops” and I don’t want to end up like him.
  6. If I drive or walk somewhere, I have to return the exact same way or my psychic cable will get entangled around everything. I was once hospitalized in a mental ward because there was a road block and I had to drive home a different route than I originally came. I never got over it and have nightmares to this day.

Rule: If you do the meme, link the text “quirk” to this post as the anchor text, this will improve my search engine ratings for that highly prized keyword.:mrgreen:

I tag the following people to reveal their six quirks (do it if you want, if not, I really just wanted to give you a link anyway:)

Marzie, Karen, Janice, Robin, Miss Money Penny, Michelle Gartner, Spaced Girl Hero, Etta Rose, Apple

Also, I want to thank Dan – DCR Blogs – for the great comments he left on my previous post How to Steal Blog Content: Ethically (check ‘em out). I learned a lot about copyright laws among other things. I learn something new every day from other bloggers. Dan is very smart and has a great site. You should take the time to meet him and check out his blog!:smile:

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How To Steal Blog Content: Ethically

Is it possible to steal blog content ethically? The answer is yes, but if you follow these guidelines, you will be forced into actually thinking, thus creating your own original content. Don’t get the wrong idea from this article’s evil title! This is more about being influenced by other content and learning, not stealing. There are many different types of bloggers, and blogging means different things to different people. This is basically my personal blog and is not niche related, but I do apply some seo tactics to gain search engine traffic.

The thing is, unless you are just writing original poetry, fiction, creating your own art and so forth; your blog is not original (not 100% original). It is impossible to be 100% original because everything we do is influenced by things others have already done.

Let’s take a look at some particular blog models:

The News Reporting Blogger

Many bloggers re-report the news. Some are into politics, entertainment, trends and so on. If you are not the person who actually broke the story, you are stealing (according to the AP). A recent hot topic is media giant The Associated Press and their republishing guidelines. Take a look at it:

AP republishing guidelines

AP republishing guidelines

I do find the AP’s republishing guidelines to be ridiculous – those prices are a bit high. Every major news source (like CNN, Fox and others) has permission from the AP to use their stories, but they pay for it and give them credit. If I announce that comedian George Carlin died on my blog (like many did yesterday), I obviously heard it from somewhere – does that make me a thief? I don’t think so, but if it were up to the media corporations, you would be fined and charged with a crime.

In my opinion, the AP should be thanking and paying us to get their info out there! (as long as we give them credit)

If you put a picture of Britney Spears on your blog, but didn’t actually take the picture yourself, are you a content thief? In some people’s eyes, yes you are. Here are some basic ethical guidelines for using other people’s content.

  • If you use a picture from someone else, make sure you at least link and give credit to the originator. In blogging or Internet terms, links are good and you want lots of them – especially one way links to you. How many uncredited pictures do you have on your site? I have 12.
  • If you quote another blogger, give them a link and full credit.
  • Never copy and paste entire paragraphs from another blogger or site owner – it’s rude and wrong. Hell, I’ll drive across the country and burn your house down for doing that (ok, maybe I won’t…haha)
  • If another site owner has pictures which are clearly marked as their property, do not steal them and put them on your site. If you like it that much, ask them for permission. Some authors are really touchy about it.
  • Most bloggers like links and like to be quoted. If someone lets you know they didn’t like you using their information, remove it and apologize. You can quote me for free as long as I get a link.
  • Just give links and credit every time. I have been thanked for using other people’s quotes and pictures, but I give links and credit. I have never been asked to remove a link or picture.
  • Feel free to link to this post. I’d like it if you linked to all of my posts:)

The Money or Affiliate Marketing Blogger

This is where the most stealing happens of all blog types. I personally may or may not have other blogs in this niche that are not associated with this blog. I don’t want Google or anybody else knowing what I do or what I own. While some consider that in itself to be unethical, I think of it as being smart.

Here’s how I would go about creating content for this niche: Don’t steal outright. If you went to school, you should know how to write a book report. If you read ten articles about using adsense from other sites, you probably learned something from them. You can create your own unique blog post from those ten very easily. Read them, learn and add some of your own ideas – don’t just cut and paste. Don’t just change a few words, change it completely and make it your own. Check out my post on article marketing for a more in depth look into doing this.

It’s much like writing a song. There are thousands of hit songs that have the same exact musical chord progression on all of them. The songs are all different, but the general backbone is exactly the same. If someone had copywritten the D-C-G chord progression, thousands of number one singles never would have happened. Originality is your job. It is impossible to write a 100% original make money blogging post, but you can give it your personality and spin – that’s what gives you credibility and originality.

Now, blatant stealing happens every second on the Internet, but if you are at least honest, give credit and a link, you are doing better than 99% of everyone else. If you bitch too much about stealing and protecting every word you write, you are asking for congress to meter the Internet – we sure as hell don’t want that.

When you publish anything on line, it’s like putting a brand new Sony Playstation out on the street corner and not expecting anyone to steal it. They will steal it…period. Welcome to the Internet.

Having said that, I still don’t want new protection laws and Internet rules. If big corporations had their way, there would be two separate Internet’s: The fast lane for paid businesses, and the slow lane for everyone else. What big corporation wouldn’t want to actually own the Internet? Let’s hope that never happens and we retain net neutrality (click the link to see how you can help preserve our rights). Basically, you have to take care of your own backyard. If some scraper site republishes an entire post from you, take a look at the ads on their site. I recently had it happen to me. I reported an adsense violation to Google, and the site was removed in less than a week. So take care of your own content, give credit for every picture or quote you use and just be a good blogger…it’s not that much to ask for.

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Freakish Jobs: Copa Casino – Worst Employee Ever

Maybe I am the worst employee ever, or maybe I’ve had the worst employers known in the history of Earth – you be the judge. I was once employed by the Copa Casino in Gulfport, Mississippi – one of the most freakish jobs I’ve ever had. It was for the most part a great place to work – the money was fantastic and the atmosphere was extremely fun. If you are a long time reader, you know I’ve had some bizarre experiences, which is one reason my horror and fiction stories are so freakish. I just had to share this experience with you all. The Copa Casino was completely destroyed by hurricane Katrina. It was less than 10 miles from my home.

copa casino

copa casino

The Sexual Harassment Incident

This first story occurred on the original Copa, which was an old ship, not the one pictured above. I worked on the original and the new one. I had a manager, who was a creepy overweight guy in his forties and everyone knew his dad was a state senator – he often bragged about it. He often talked the beautiful young cocktail waitresses into playing a game with him called “trust”. It involved the girl falling backwards and “trusting” him to catch them. He had been after this girl, Amber (who was 18 years old and recently had breast enlargement surgery), to play the game with him. I was busy working and the perverted manager (Fred) convinced Amber to play the game. Fred thought I wasn’t paying attention, but I was onto his game. Amber fell backwards and Fred caught her – simultaneously cupping her breasts in his hands and morbidly staring down her top. As she leaned forward, he kept his hands on her breasts, fondling them gently with a sickening look of molestation in his eyes. She turned and slapped him while screaming, “Get your fucking hands off of me you old pervert.”

He replied, “Oh, I’m sorry…it’s just the way you fell.”

Amber was feeling sick about the situation and began crying. I had forewarned her but she didn’t listen. I convinced her to report him for sexual harassment. In a casino, sexual harassment cases happen everyday and most go unpunished. She felt more confident about it because I was a witness. The next day at work, I learned that Amber had quit and no charges had been filed. I am quite sure they took her in a back office and threatened or scared her. Fred told me and I quote, “If you ever say anything about me again, you are finished…and I mean six feet under. I know people who can make you disappear.”

I retorted, “What? You’re threatening my life? The last three people who threatened me ended up dead or paralyzed and I didn’t have to know any ‘people’ – I did it myself,” hey, if you play hardball with me, I up the stakes. The storm blew over after a few weeks. I feel bad I ever said that to him. Read on and see why.

The Sickening Cook Incident

I was on lunch break and ordered a hamburger and fries at the employee cafeteria. I specifically asked for no cheese. I received my meal and noticed cheese on my burger. I asked the cook, a gay black guy named Bobby to to please make me another burger as I didn’t want cheese. I could see into the kitchen – apparently, the cook didn’t know I could see him. He bit the cheese off of my burger (with his saliva drizzling mouth) and spit it into the garbage. My eyes almost popped out of my head in disbelief. He wrapped it back up and brought it to me. I took it to my manager, the perverted Fred, and told him what happened. Even he was disgusted and said he would fire the cook. A little while later he said, “The cook said he would call the NAACP. He said you just don’t like him because he is black. Besides, he said you are lying…sorry dude.”

So the cook kept his job, but I was viewed as the bad employee…again.

The Evil Manager Incident

I was out $5.00 for my oral infected hamburger and was told to shut up or I would be fired. You have to understand that the main boss, another creepy old bastard named Russel, just so happened to despise me. I am quite sure that Russel was responsible for all this but couldn’t prove it.

The first day I ever worked there, the main manager Russel, screamed at me, “Hey boy…yes you! Do this, do that!”

I screamed back at him, “Don’t ever talk to me like that. You will treat me like a person.”

After that day, he hated my guts. I was the only person out of 50 employees in his department that actually screamed back at him, as difficult as that is to believe. Alright. Now to the most unbelievable aspect of all:

The Twilight Zone Occurrences

My days off were Tuesday and Wednesday. I checked my schedule on Monday and stayed home on Tuesday and Wednesday, just like my schedule ordered. I was fired on Thursday because they changed my days off Monday night – after I went home! They said it was my responsibility to recheck the schedule Tuesday morning, before enjoying my normal days off.

  • Two weeks after I was fired, the manager Russel had a stroke and was paralyzed from the waist down. He also suffered severe memory loss and will live the rest of his life in a wheelchair.
  • A year later, the cook who chewed the cheese off my hamburger, was murdered in a crack-deal-gone-bad by gang members.
  • My manager Fred had a massive coronary and is now dying of lung cancer and emphysema.
  • I saw the waitress Amber recently working – of all places – as a waitress serving hamburgers at a Sonic drive thru. She still has a great body and is quite beautiful; however, her teeth are all rotted out and she’s married to a crack dealer. She didn’t remember who I was. She said, “I think I worked at the Copa Casino, but that was back in the day and it’s all just a fog.”

I thought to myself, “Back in the day? Hahahaha….you’re only 22 or so and it happened just a few years ago.” Thank God they fired me from that place before I ended up next on the grim reaper’s list. I often wonder if I had placed an evil curse on them. Nowadays, I try my best to handle things more wisely. The final incident was the casino being destroyed by a hurricane. It’s definitely from the twilight zone.

*The picture is from Hurricane Katrina Damage Photos – Mississippi Gulf Coast. Check out all the incredible pictures by clicking the link.

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What Is The Difference Between Liberal and Conservative?

What is the true difference between a liberal and a conservative? Why do people buy into the entire idea that you must be one or the other? In the words of political pundit George Will, “A conservative is willing to accept freedom. Liberals tend to favor equality of outcome and are willing to sacrifice freedom to get it.” I agree with him, but I do not believe the people in power are either one – not in a true sense. I am personally much more conservative than I am liberal, but disagree with most of our political leaders.

Henry Adams said that politics is a system of categorizing our hatreds – so true, that’s exactly what it is. The origin of our political system was quite ingenious, and the two parties, republicans (conservative) and democrats (liberal) – widely speaking – are supposed to provide a balance so the society has structure and cohesion. What they failed to account for was the greed infested criminal element which is so prevalent in todays politics; thus, the political parties serve to drive people apart, giving them more reasons to hate each other. They also keep people at each other’s throats, while a corrupted government makes billions for themselves – a massive diversionary tactic with a life of it’s own.

What I cannot stand are people that play partisan politics – meaning a person will side with their party regardless of what they do. Think abut this: Many republicans will stand behind George W. Bush, no matter what mistakes he makes. One such person is the cackling Elisabeth Hasslebeck on the female driven morning TV show, The View. George Bush could stab a baby, and she would say he did the right thing; well, maybe my example is extreme hahaha. What if George W. Bush were a democrat and did all the same things, the only difference being a little “D” next to his name. The republicans would hate his guts just because he’s a democrat. What I’m saying is that people defend their party no matter what, which is a very ignorant thing to do.

Many people may believe I’m liberal because I fight for equality and am anti-war, but I am not. I am a libertarian conservative. I believe government should be small, protect our shores and deliver the mail. The idea that our federal government can equalize all people is a liberal fantasy of unrealistic idealism. We really are not born equal. We are born as a product of our environment. If we are born into a rich family, our lives will be much easier. If we are born to homeless crackheads, we will face a serious struggle. I am a political conservative with many liberal views. For instance, gay marriage isn’t an issue with me. I could care less if they get married, which is a liberal view. I am lost when it comes to federal health care. I guess the only way to find out if it will work is to give it a try. I must admit my political views are evolving into something I cannot really explain. I am simply fed up with our system. It is time to try something different. Maybe liberalism is the answer, maybe it’s not. We will find out soon enough.

Modern society has come a long way, and equality is important to ethical conservatives regardless of what people think. It’s also a myth that liberals are so anti-war they are willing to die just to be a fair person. The Federal government cannot fix the problems. Modern society has only been going a few hundred years, so perfection is an outlandish idea. My favorite politician is Ron Paul, and he says most issues of equality are being worked out through every individual’s involvement in politics and that most issues, like gay marriage and abortion should be left up to individual states. I agree with him 100%. The bigger the government is, the more problems we will have. In America, most people do not vote and really don’t care – a massive problem indeed.

If you don’t mind seeing gay guys holding hands on every street corner, move to California. If you want the right to shoot someone for walking through your yard, move to Texas. With a liberal Federal government, we will lose that ability (so I’m led to believe). I would like to point out that the current Bush administration is not a conservative government. Bush has increased the governments size and given conservatism a bad name.

So who will I vote for? I wish I could really get behind one of the two main candidates, but I cannot. I know many people who have Obama fever, but have you actually looked at his stance on every issue? I don’t believe there will be much difference between Obama or McCain, both are too liberal and are for huge government. I know that gas prices will not go down and that taxes on the middle class will only increase. Michelle Obama said that Americans don’t mind paying higher taxes as long as it’s for something good. I disagree with that 100%. I love the idea that both a black man and a woman have come to the forefront – it represents a big change in popular beliefs and opinions. That’s all fine and dandy, but how will you feel when you get major tax increases? The only thing I agree with Obama on is his position on the Iraq war. Other than that, I strongly oppose most of his policies. I could be wrong though, and am willing to change and learn something new. If something works, then I will support it. I am willing to accept anything that works regardless of party affiliation. Political evolution and adaptation is the wave of the future – at least I hope.

The reason people hate George W. Bush isn’t necessarily because of the Iraq war, it’s because it sucks being American with prices getting so high. Our economy is all screwed up because of a corrupted congress, big government and big oil. Want it to get even worse? Then elect Obama or McCain. Government will get even bigger, prices will skyrocket and taxes will become unbearable. Don’t believe me? Wait 4 years and see.

I know, the above statement is quite sarcastic and somewhat negative, but I’m trying to be realistic. If we lived in under a truly conservative government, operated by honest people of honorable character, things would be fine right now; however, they are not honest and are greed infested scum. The idea of conservatism, is truly the root America is built on. The problem is, most people cannot afford health care, and more and more young people will not have an opportunity to go to college unless their family is financially well off. This is where liberalism is supposed to provide balance, giving a voice to the poor and middle class. I agree 100% that we as a society have to lift up the poor, and give them every opportunity. Who will pay for all these programs? It will be the middle and lower middle class. It’s a complete conundrum. What if every rich person were of such high character, they never left their money to their children, but instead gave it all to a poor citizen college fund? Haha…dream on! A rich family will of course leave their money to their children which helps fortify a lopsided division of wealth. When you’re talking about a radical redistribution of wealth, you’re talking about communism.

When the liberals become too far left, and the conservatives get too far right, the outcome is fascism and communism; which is where we are right now and it’s only getting worse.

When the big corporations are heavily taxed, they just move to other countries and outsource their work, which only fuels the problem even more. The oil titan Haliburton, moved to Dubai for that very reason, just one example of how taxing the rich effects things. There is no one greedier than a billionaire who loses a few million – something I do not understand.

The degree of corruption is so deeply ingrained, I don’t really see an answer. I believe any change from Bush will be a good change. I certainly hope if Obama gets elected, he doesn’t get so caught up in “Washington”, that he forgets why he became president. It would be impossible for any of us to comprehend just how Washington changes people. Look at what happened to the Bush administration; they went in to change Washington, but Washington changed them.

If things continue like they have been here in America, we Americans will eventually be a third world country doing outsourced jobs for all the foreign corporations that actually used to be American corporations. The answer to all these problems is really up to individual citizens. When I hear someone say, “I don’t vote…I hate politics and don’t pay attention to it,” I can only surmise that’s it’s this person’s fault we are in the shape we’re in now. Every problem we have is caused by individual citizens who just apathetically ignore the political system. It is your duty to get involved. It is also your duty to see through the lies and corruption and not play partisan politics. No one is above being called down on the average citizen’s floor – where the true power of our democracy is supposed to be. In my heart, I so yearn to get behind a great leader. Whoever gets elected, please don’t let us down.

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How To Pass a Psychological Employment Profile Test

Have you ever taken a psychological profile test for a job? I have taken dozens and once upon a time could not pass one. In America (the reason I say America is because I have no idea what is needed for employment approval in other countries), certain jobs will attempt to analyze you to determine certain aspects of your personality.

Most of these tests provide somewhere between 50-600 multiple choice questions using different cross referencing techniques to determine aspects of your personality. Most try to determine your trustworthiness based on past studies and statistics. The question is, are they accurate? My determination is maybe.

Several years ago, after losing a job, I was trying to get any job to earn income between good jobs – many of us have probably done that. I applied for a waiter job at the popular restaurant Applebees. They gave me one of these psychological tests which was 60 questions. I failed it miserably. Actually, I failed it so badly that the manager let me take it again because he thought there must have been some type of freakish anomaly. The second time I took it, I didn’t read the questions; I simply guessed on every answer and passed with flying colors. Of course I only worked there for a few days because I hated it.

I applied at another job which had 250 questions on their psychological test. I was actually already hired, but had to to take the test as a formality. I failed it! The woman administering the test said and I quote, “Oh my, you scored worse than anyone I’ve ever seen in my entire life. You are not qualified to work here. Your results show an incredible amount of possible deception and strong propensity to be dishonest and steal. This shows you are level 5 red, the most deceptive type of person known. I’ve never seen anyone have this score before.”

I said, “What? I’m not dishonest. I don’t steal or anything like that.”

She said, “Well, it says here you do. I’m sorry.”

I was hired by someone I personally know, who happened to know what kind of employee I am. He pulled some strings to get me hired – without actually passing the test! That is dishonest in itself – using an inside friend to get over on a test, but I did it because I needed to work.

So, are these tests really accurate? The truth is, these tests which try to determine whether a person is likely to steal is more of an intelligence test than anything else. Here’s an example of some questions asked (yes/no questions):

  1. Have you ever known anyone who has stolen from an employer and got away with it?
  2. If someone stole something from an employer and you were aware of it, would you report them?

Think about this. If you answer yes to the first question and yes to the second, then you are a liar…right? No, this is actually the correct answer. What they’re looking for is whether or not you are analyzing the questions (as you go along) or not, not so much how you answer the questions. If you’ve known someone who stole and got away with it, then you would obviously not report them because otherwise, they wouldn’t have gotten away with it! Right?

You see, they are looking for your ability to notice things like that in the whole of the test. If you remember question to question what your answers are, then you are more likely to let a previous answer to affect following answers – this demonstrates your propensity to lie, cheat or steal. The truth is, if you fail the test, you are either extremely honest or extremely dishonest; neither of which will get you the job. This shows extremism in your personality, which the employer is not willing to take a chance on.

Another view is that you are simply too smart for the job. These tests are based on your ability to steal and get away with it. If you’re smart enough to do that, you will not be hired. I don’t steal from employees, but because I’m smart enough to and never get caught, it is too much of a risk to take for the employer. Many jobs are looking for people too dumb to steal effectively. They want you to be dumb so you’ll get caught.

If you have problems passing these tests…just guess on every question and you’ll have a 50/50 chance of passing because most have factored in the fact that you may be guessing! It’s a catch-22 for intelligent people to pass these tests. My advice is to not make any mental notes while taking it. Answer the questions quickly with the first thing that comes to mind and you’ll have a 95% chance of passing, In today’s world of tests like these, you need all the knowledge you can get.

Just so you know, I do not steal from employers. I have been fired from seven jobs for ratting people out who did steal. Nobody likes a rat, not even employers (especially not fellow employees who do steal). You see, most people do not have the guts to stand up for what is right and tell on someone for doing something illegal or wrong. These tests basically lump dishonest and extremely honest into the same category, which is in itself a travesty of justice and should be illegal.

Bottom line, don’t think…just answer, and do it quickly

The FBI, CIA and homeland security actually want people who cannot pass these tests as their top operatives because of their ability to deceive. It’s funny isn’t it? Maybe I’m in the wrong line of work. It sucks that any employer would depend on these psychological profiles. Whatever happened to actually meeting a prospective employer in person? :shock:

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Bobby’s Batch #17 – Zen and Enlightenment

I was recently asked by friend J.C. from the blog Jasmin’s Heart to write a guest post for him. I happily accepted and wrote a post just like I would as if it were here on my blog. It is entitled That’s So Zen. Be sure to read it and leave a comment. I am excited about it! Be sure to read several of J.C.’s great articles while you are there.

For those of you who don’t know, I have studied Zen most of my life. If people consider me to be religious in any way, it is because of Zen (which I think of as not being religion necessarily, but a form of spiritual psychology). After my article, Interview With a Blind Homeless Man, many Christian readers told me that I was Christian even if I didn’t proclaim to be. I assure you, I am not a Christian. I am affiliated with no religions, though I do believe in God in my own way. I’ve studied almost every religion/philosophy and find them fascinating.

The argument I have with most religions, such as Christianity, Islam or Judaism is they seem to have an answer to life’s most important questions, like who are we and what happens after we die. It’s the same problem I have with atheism which also provides these answers to a certain extent. This is one reason why I followed the path of Zen. I am a student of Confucianism, neo-Confucianism, Taoism, Buddhism and the Oomoto faith – though I do not follow any one specifically. I consider myself a very spiritual person with no religious precept.

The Asian religions have the idea that if there is a God, that God exists inside us as well as everywhere else. Many Christian scholars have accepted that idea also. If I had to say which religion my own personal beliefs coincided with, I would say a combination of Zen, Buddhism and Yogi philosophy. In other words, I have made up my own religious beliefs, much of which could be misconstrued as agnostic but are free of sexism and racism (which many religions still practice to this day).

We’ve all heard the Zen koan, “Two hands clap and there is a sound. What is the sound of one hand?” by Hakuin Ekaku; or commonly asked, “What is the sound of one hand clapping.” In this simple koan, the deepest concepts of enlightenment can be derived. Of course there is no answer to this koan, regardless of what many people believe. An answer may be given to demonstrate a pupil’s comprehension, but still, there is no concrete answer. The idea is to develop intuition and awareness of that which cannot be understood in logical terms.

In Zen, there are no answers. This can be explained by the following quote, “Seek not to know the answers, but to understand the questions.” It is more about what I refer to as the interrogative state of mind, where one is open and questioning, allowing intuition to guide us. The truth is, there are no answers to questions like, “Is there a God?”, “What happens to our souls after death?” or “Do we have a soul?”

I read several books about religions that say people came here from another planet (think Scientology). A Christian would say, “That person is crazy.” What I say is, “You believe Jesus died, after 3 days was resurrected and ascended into heaven…so are they really crazy?”

The truth is, nobody knows anything for sure, but if it gives you comfort, then so be it – whatever gets you through the night. From a Zen standpoint, the answers are unimportant. It is in the pondering itself that provides an answer, if you want to call it that. Just so you know, I respect all beliefs and do not judge people for theirs. Besides, all religions have a streak of exaggeration and craziness.

The idea of Zen can readily be applied to any intellectual human thought. I am a guitarist, so I’ll explain a little. After practicing a musical scale (such as the ionian, dorian or melodic minor) thousands of times, it becomes ingrained and part of your neuromuscular memory. You know it. You know it’s sound. You know the way a certain scale feels under your fingers. After that is accomplished, you apply it in real music, using that particular musical scale to convey a mood or feeling. In Zen, this is only the beginning. It is after a spiritual transcendence of that scale, a true Zen state can be achieved. Thus, all great musicians have achieved enlightenment in music, or they wouldn’t be great (though greatness is relative if you believe in relativism). I’m referring to true giants like Stravinsky, Mozart, John Coltrane, John McLaughlin or other such masters. It’s the idea that you learn all the theory, master it and forget it so you can express it with a still mind.

If you are a computer programmer, the same thing applies. You must master a particular programming language before you can fly with it. Again, that flying is just the beginning in Zen. It is after you spiritually transcend that knowledge that you become alive with freedom of expression. You see, Zen is all about hard work and that special place you come to upon mastery. And mastery means no ego. Mastery means you are reborn as a beginner, which means you know nothing. Now, you may wonder why I chose to discuss computer programming and Zen together. I know many programmers who have reached this type of enlightenment. It’s just like anything a person learns such as art, music, writing and so forth. The realization that one is and will always be a beginner, or at least has that open mindedness, is where that dynamic answer exists; because there are no answers, only more questions, which is exactly the point. Now for this weeks links:

StumbleUpon Graveyard – By Tim Nash: This post explains how a stumbled post can end up in the no traffic graveyard. It stresses how important it is to do a review with each stumble, especially if it is an article you discover (you’re 1st to stumble it). Tim has some fantastic websites, and many of his articles are beyond my scope of current knowledge; however, he is a nice guy who really engages his readers and is willing to help people out. Be sure to read this post, it is my pick of the week.

Dead Body Outside My Window – By Mariuca: I was shocked when I saw this post. Marzie saw a real dead body on the concrete right outside her window – very disturbing indeed! She actually included some pictures which gave me the willies! Be sure to check this one out.

Build It Or Break It – by Ruby of Servizot Dot Com: This post really hit home with me because I relate to it so strongly. She explains one of those tough situations at work we can all learn from. A great article!

How to Succeed at Article Marketing – From Pajama Professional: This is a look at article marketing, a powerful method most people don’t know anything about. The author, Sara Christensen offers a case study and and much insight into this often overlooked area of marketing.

Add Borders to Images – by Sue Blimely: An easy to understand tutorial for adding borders to images including padding and so forth. A very useful post. Sue’s blog is filled with useful articles so be sure to check them out.

I also want to congratulate Jamilla in getting her first accounting job Walking Into Another Section of My Life..that’s Career! Go Jamy!

Last but not least, I want to congratulate Shinade on her 700th post Life Never Ceases To Amaze Me-700 Posts – That is a gargantuan amount! Go Jackie!

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