Comments on: Heaven or Hell – Which is Better?

By: DaveS

DaveS — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:13:07 +0000

hehehehehehe… Saw your post earlier Bobby. I actually did see that episode of Seinfeld not too long ago and still chuckle about it.

As for me, I’m still confused enough about where I want to go now let alone in an afterlife. Or is that a next life? Previous life? Have I done that already and back here to try again. Can I have a mulligan? Did I use it already?

By: Revellian

Revellian — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:39:45 +0000

@Dan: Now I more confused than ever! The lines between reality and nightmare are blurred and I am hiding under my bed

@Speedy: As I read this comment, lightning struck my house and scared the daylights out of me

@Teeni: Haha…but I’d be one of thousands of guys, I wanna be the only guy

By: teeni

teeni — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:38:22 +0000

I want to go to Pearl’s place! LOL. Oh, there will be plenty of girls for you Bobby! Pearl and I will be there, probably lots more!

By: Eric "Speedcat Hollydale"

Eric "Speedcat Hollydale" — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:22:27 +0000

Yes, very much so! I was afraid to elaborate as a lightning storm was brewing here in Hollydale

By: dcr

dcr — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:51:58 +0000

Bobby, I wouldn’t put much faith in the witch doctor. One eternity would be sufficient. I’m not sure how you can have a thousand eternities, considering an eternity lasts, well, an eternity. Of course, perhaps he was referring to 1,000 of you in 1,000 parallel universes wandering in purgatory for eternity, which would equal a thousand eternities. Then again, what do witch doctors know about quantum physics? Besides which, how could you reincarnate as a horse fly after eternity since eternity is without end? Because if there is an end to eternity, then it really wasn’t eternity after all. It was just a very long time. So, maybe he meant that you would wander in purgatory for one thousand very long times, which would be relative, as time is relative. Remember that Einstein said that spending an hour with a pretty girl would feel like a minute whereas having your hand on a hot stove for a minute would feel like an hour. So, you may wander for a really long time in eternity, but the time might go by quickly if you’re wandering with a pretty girl. And, maybe you’ll choose to reincarnate as a horse fly because she’s destined to reincarnate as a horse. Did the witch doctor think of that?

By: Revellian

Revellian — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:07:30 +0000

@Nunyaa: Now everyone is wanting customized afterlives…with so many people catching on, those who die soonest get the best deal. By the time I go, ther will be nothing left!

By: Revellian

Revellian — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:52:57 +0000

@Dan: I don’t remember that episode but it sounds like a good one. A few months ago, a witch doctor from the Dominican Republic told me I was cursed to wander in purgatory for a thousand eternities – finally culminating in a sudden rebirth as a horse fly. I’m pretty sure it’s true, he had a bone through his nose

@Marzie: Really? I’ve seen every episode and still watch them all the time. Few shows really crack me up like that one!

@Pearl: That’s awesome! I had no idea you could customize your own afterlife. I might not visit too often…far too many guys

@Morgan: Yeah, it can be confusing. Everyone has an answer and the guide to heaven. As I said in the post, you really should convert to Latvian Orthodox if you plan on going to heaven

By: nunyaa

nunyaa — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:44:13 +0000

I’m with Pearl on this, can we have a mixture of both, somewhere in between would be good.

By: mighty morgan

mighty morgan — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:26:08 +0000

I Know this post was meant to be funny…and it is. But it also makes me think that so many people claim to have the “proper” directions into this heaven place we all hear so much about…I myself wonder who’s wrong!

By: pearl

pearl — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:11:09 +0000

I don’t like either of them from your description Bobby… There should be a third choice called HaveAll and I’d add these from your list (with some modifications of course)

# Filled with love and eternal blessing
# Comfortable, air conditioned environment
# Fluffy white beds
# An exciting place
# Endless parties
# Hordes of hot guys
# Everyone dresses in stylish attire
# wonderful music and festivals
# great food without having to cook