Faceless Friday: Freakish Femalien

After my previous story, The Fruity Pebbles Nightmare, I felt like I needed to share a picture of Maria. Like I said, she was kicked in the face by a Clydesdale horse and doesn’t look right. She did win Ms. Aberrant Oddity 2008 at the Mississippi state fair - it was quite wonderful. Her family rents her out to children’s birthday parties for $1500.00, which is a really good price. They fill her face with pistachio ice-cream, using her as a human serving bowl - the kids always get a real kick out of it. She is really nice, but it totally freaks me out when she smokes…I wish I had a copy of the video. I often tease her by asking, “Does your face hurt?”

She howls like an injured walrus, shaking her head ‘no’. Everyone giggles (except her) and I reply, “No? Well it’s killing me.”

freakish femalien

freakish femalien

Can you guess which female celebrity this actually is? I did this photo manipulation with the gimp on Gentoo Linux - I hope it’s not too bizarre for you. I think it’s the weirdest picture I’ve ever seen.

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August 8, 2008 · Filed Under Humor, horror

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9 Responses to “Faceless Friday: Freakish Femalien”

  1. Debbie Dolphin on August 8th, 2008 7:31 pm

    Did you deface Celine Dion?

  2. teeni on August 8th, 2008 9:21 pm

    Angelina Ho, I mean Jolie?

  3. Revellian on August 9th, 2008 1:32 am

    @Debbie: Haha…no, it’s not Celine Dion. I cannot pick on her - she’s already messed up from marrying that old guy who molested her as a child. I always felt bad for her and hoped that she got help!

    @Teeni: No…it’s not Angelina Jolie. Ya know, I am not a fan of hers. She has qualities I don’t like. I think Brad Pitt should have stayed married to Jennifer Anniston (it’s not her either)!

  4. Genie Princess on August 9th, 2008 6:32 am

    I know I know!!!! It’s your all-time fave girl, JESSICA ALBA!!!!! Am I right? He he he!! :) Oh this was fun lol! ;)

  5. Revellian on August 9th, 2008 6:54 am

    @Marzie: Wrong answer…hahaha! Yes, I adore Jessica Alba but this is not her!!! :mrgreen:

  6. dcr on August 9th, 2008 1:07 pm

    Is it Kate Beckinsale?

  7. Revellian on August 9th, 2008 1:28 pm

    @Dan: Yes!!!! You are absolutely correct! Kate Beckinsale is one of my favorite actresses. You win a special prize, but I cannot tell you what it is yet (this was a secret contest). The guessing is over now, so nobody else can win. You will receive it soon :mrgreen:

  8. Justin Airsoft on August 11th, 2008 7:39 am

    Kate Beckinsale, I would have never guessed. That is a freaky picture, staring in to the hole makes me feel weird.

  9. Revellian on August 11th, 2008 11:23 am

    @Justin: You’re not supposed to stare into it, you might fall in!

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