More Bizarre Casino Bartender Stories
Working as a casino bartender is exciting, bizarre, profitable and just plain weird sometimes. I have some more of my experiences to share, and you will love these. Please check out my article The Reality of Casino Bartending- Sex, Drugs and Videotape. Even though Google spanked me on page rank (down to an unjustified 2), it has not affected any of my individual articles on page one search engine results. Toolbar page rank truly has nothing to do with your site’s success. If you Google the term “casino bartending”, you will see my article - proof that page rank means nothing.
The Man Who Just Had To Know
A man came in the casino with his wife and brother and sat at my bar. His brother and wife left the bar to play slot machines for a while. I served him nine glasses of whiskey and we had a great chat. He went on and on about how much he loved his wife and kids and how this was the first time he had seen his brother in 17 years. His wife had met his brother for the first time just hours before arriving.
Suddenly, two security guards stormed before us with the man’s brother and wife in handcuffs. The man freaked out asking why this was happening. Two other security guys in suits made him sit back down at the bar, telling him he could not approach his wife and brother.
He almost came to blows with the guards saying, “You had better tell me why my brother and wife were arrested. Tell me…tell me now!”
The head of security said, “Sir, you don’t want to know - I assure you.”
The man demanded an answer. The security guy said, “I warned you, you don’t want to hear this. Your wife and brother were caught together in the men’s bathroom. Your wife was preforming oral sex on your brother. I’ll give you the address to the county jail if you want to bail them out.”
His entire life was shattered before my eyes. I felt so bad for him, but have seen these situations so many times, I am desensitized by them. He sat back down and drank more. He asked me after around three hours, “Where can I get a prostitute? A really high class, beautiful prostitute?”
I pointed him to the man at the end of the bar in charge of such nefarious dealings . Twenty minutes later, he left with two sleazy trollops. I guess he decided to not get his wife and brother out of jail. It’s just another night in the dirty job of casino bartending.
The Beauty Contest
Recently, I worked the back stage bar for a beauty contest for 5-10 year old girls. It’s one of those disturbing shows that the famed JonBenét Ramsey was in - the little girl murdered in 1996. I’m an extremely conservative person and was so disgusted with the entire ordeal, I almost retched. All these little girls dressed up like Las Vegas show girls wearing lipstick and high heels was absolutely revolting.
Any parent that would put their children in a contest like this should be sent to prison for eternity. Guess who goes to these adolescent beauty contests? Besides the mothers, the rest of the crowd are all 30-50 year old men - child molesters scoping out new victims. I worked the bar for around twenty minutes and left work because I was sick to my stomach.
On a related note: have you heard about the two U.S. mother’s start up company - selling high heel shoes for female babies? Read the story here (you will not believe it). This should be illegal, just like the beauty contests. What’s next? garters and thong panties for kindergarten girls? It’s so morbidly grotesque, I am appalled. Little girls are not supposed to display “sexiness”…especially babies. This should be considered a crime against nature. The mom based company says they will have a line of boys shoes too. I bet Michael Jackson will be their first customer.
What’s even more disgusting is that every news network covered the story in support of their startup. What is this world coming to?
The Teflon Thief
A well known local business man (owner of a men’s suit shop, specializing in high end merchandise) was stumbling drunk one night. He was a mean old bastard, probably 70 years old and screaming horrifying vulgarities at people. He walked up to the change counter and an explosive argument ensued with the clerk. He reached over the counter and grabbed over $10,000.00 in bundled hundred dollar bills - stuffing them inside his suit coat.
Security guards tackled him as he tried to walk out the front door. I thought for sure he would be arrested but the casino manager took the money back and let him go! I couldn’t believe my eyes. The man stayed in the casino and gambled the rest of the night with no further incident.
The Big Winner
A homeless man came in with $12.00. He played blackjack and started winning. Before I left work that morning (at 12:00 am), his winnings exceeded over $100,000.00. The next day, I arrived to work at 4:00 pm. The man was still there at the same blackjack table! Several floor managers surrounded him. I asked what was going on.
After getting up to $130,000.00 in winnings, the man wouldn’t leave. He ended up losing it all even after management begged him to leave before that happened. He was so upset that he got in a fight with security and was arrested. Overall, he arrived with $12.00 and left with nothing (besides a cold jail cell) - what a gut wrenching ordeal. I’ll bet he’s in a strait jacket in a mental ward some where!
This stuff happens to me everyday. I hope you enjoyed it!
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Happy Sunday Bobby!
I do enjoy ur interesting stories like these and you know what? I too can’t stand babies with make-up, what is up with that? And now they have high heels??? It’s ridiculous!
Wow Bobby! I’m at ur blog now and I see your comment coming in for MPG! Cool coincidence!
Hey Marzie! Isn’t that weird? I think babies and children should dress appropriately for their age. I am so old fashioned. I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life. I almost quit my job over it, but cannot afford to right now.
I am trying to get myself out of this funk I’m in. Just seeing you here helped me smile!
Fantastic post Bobby. Maybe my all time favorite by you. I had also more than a couple of the weird experiences while working as a headwaiter in a big cruise line restaurant.
I think that television and mass media are the first one to blame for the unnatural erotization and of everything. Young girls are the first victims unfortunately.
Oh my those stories were sad- I tend to not be into depressing stories of how broken down society is - I feel worse for you though… why on Earth did Google bust you down to 2??? That’s crazy and I wonder what their logic was?
@J.C.: Thanks! Anything that gathers attention is going to generate income, even if it’s offensive or sick. I’m thinking it’s easier to become a famous author by getting attention for something else than on merit of actually being talented. For instance, if I was accused of murder and got away with it, I could sell millions of books and become a famous blogger overnight…but I digress.
@Michelle: Pagerank has been up and down for me. According to the math, my site should be a PR5 because I have over 40,000 incoming links - mostly from high ranking blogs. Several months ago they busted me down to a PR Zero! Then it came up to 3, now to 2. It hasn’t affected my visibility at all, so it makes no difference. This proves that individual posts are infinitely more important than the home page. I’ve seen some newer blogs with a PR4, but only have a few hundred incoming links. I’d like Google to explain that!
Hi Bobby!!
I agree with you page rank philosophy … I have lots of blogs, and 3 of them are page rank 4. One of them has only 18 posts and little traffic (very few links too)
There is a massive difference in the search results. I can publish the same exact thing, same exact keywords and get varied rusults, ALWAYS favoring my main blog with a large variance.
The story about the man’s wife cheating on him sent my heart dropping from my chest. Been there.
Ohhh, the BIG BANG was just a link farming idea that produced many plants, but cured no hunger
Nice to see you today,
Eric
Hi Eric! I was surprised that many of my individual posts were still on page 1 results 2 months after the rank deduction, but they were. I rarely check my rank, and threw a conniption fit in the street after seeing my lower score. The cops let me go thinking I was some mental patient and had never heard of page rank - those uneducated dummies.
I’m trying to get back into blogging again, but it ain’t easy! Good to see you too
LOL @ “those uneducated dummies” … Ha haaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
Cops are dum (unless you are a cop)
I’ve actually thought about becoming a cop or a prison guard - do some head cracking with my billy club…lol
Wow, I never thought that such a bartender life could be so “entertaining” I am really shocked about the things that you could see in a Casino.
Most importantly thanks for sharing such entertaining stories, now It makes me want to spend some nights in a Casino spending dimes just to see what happens that specific night
Keep the great stories coming
Gustav
Thanks Gustav! Though I work in a casino, I never go in them in my free time. It can be fun, but very disturbing!