Man-purse Contents Revealed
Alrighty then, I was tagged by Marzie on this girly meme…how do things like this happen to me? Haha! I decided to go ahead and share because it takes a real man (albeit unnaturally peculiar) to show his feminine side. Here goes:
Find a safe quiet place free of significant others, nosey meme makers, priests, nuns, all things religious and men in general. (If you’re a guy just reverse this process to male and tell us about your wallet, tool box, briefcase or metro sexual accessory.)
1. Dump the contents of your handbag in a pile.
2. Take a photo of your handbag and the contents.
3. Be brave and ’splain to your fellow bloggers what lurks inside the handbag.
4. Tag others who might want to embarrass themselves.
5. Answer these questions:
Describe the contents of your handbag. Please see my response below.
What’s the most important thing in your handbag? My Hannah Montana keychain
What’s the most embarrassing thing in your handbag? KY Jelly
What’s the smallest thing in your handbag? Bullets
Is there anything illegal in your handbag? Yes, but I left it out for legal purposes
My Man-purse (metrosexual accessory) Contents
Now let me describe my contents. I didn’t actually show my metrosexual accessory, it’s quite private and I’m sensitive about showing it to everyone.
- My gun - I use it everyday to get a better seat, a better place in line, when someone laughs at my metrosexual accessory (hey, it’s European), when a woman says no or if someone gives me a funny look. (My man-purse is a Hugo Boss with Rhinestones, made of Italian leather).
- Lots of bullets - I go through them like water.
- Tic Tacs - I like to have sweet, minty-fresh breath because you never know.
- A thick stack of hundreds - It’s so sexy to sport a cash roll, everyone is impressed.
- Ky Jelly - I don’t do dry and prefer slippery slickness
- Hannah Montana Keychain (usually slid on my index finger) - One day, she’ll turn 18. Bobby’s waiting for you baby.
I don’t know who to tag on this one. I’ll tag Speedy, Dan, Michelle and Debbie Dolphin
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your responses are classic… what a hoot!!!!
@Paisley: I knew you’d like them! It’s societies fault I’m so weird.
Two things-
I hate you
&
Where is the picture of your man purse?
Actually this one sounds fun!
@Michelle: I hate you too. As I said, I am too embarrassed to show it. It’s deeply personal and I don’t want anyone to know my morbidly dark secrets!
Ha ha ha!!! Thanks so much Bobby, I had the most fun checking out ur Hugo Boss man purse he he! I knew u’d come up with something cool and u did just that, now that’s the old Bobby I know and love! So happy to see a fun post here today woot! And u’re right about that wad of cash, gimme some, I need to get a new laptop!
LOL, hope Speedy will do this tag, his man purse is another one worth checking out! :):):)
Thanks Marzie! What on earth does woot mean? Sure, I’ll mail you a thick pile of hundreds, coming right up…haha!
Wow - too funny! Loved all the ways you used your gun every day. I just shot one for the first time yesterday. Turns out I’m a pretty decent shot! LOL@ Hannah Montana keychain and how you wear it around your finger.
Thanks Teeni! You are a good shot huh? I don’t need to be as I never shoot from more than a few feet away - up close and personal…haha! I already talked to Billy Ray Cyrus. He will send Miley to my house on her eighteenth birthday
I laughed so hard at all of this. You’re one twisted pup. Which is why we love you so much!
Hahaha you’re funny, Bobby! Nice wallet content you have there.
What’s a man purse?
I have a small belt-bag that just about holds my wallet and cell-phone. My wallet is empty, my cell-phone out of credit…. But that’s authors for you.
@Osiris: Thanks “Osiris”! It’s nice to see you
@Emila: Thanks! Does that mean your purse has the same contents as mine? Hahaha
@Anthony: I actually don’t know! I do know that a belt bag is known as a “fannie pack”. I saw why men aren’t supposed to carry one in the horror movie “Hostel”. Perhaps you should watch it!
Hi Bobby,
It’s been a while. You probably remember me as the “Big Bang” creator. I just wanted you to know that I totally share your feelings towards Technorati. I have had more than one run in with them. It’s like throwing darts at a tank. They are too big and too arbitrary in their rules.
Anyway, I have a new project going. I would love it if you could come by and give me your thoughts. You may even want to participate. It is still in the construction stage. But I am taking participants. However, it’s your opinion and feedback I would like.
Thanks,
You really don’t want to see what’s in my hand bag, do you???
@Mel: Who? What Big Bang? Haha…of course I know you! I basically have an aversion to writing or doing anything for any ranking of any kind. I’ll definitely come check your site out!
@Debbie: Actually, I’ve already seen in your bag - I have eyes everywhere. I think it’s time to show the world your contents!!!!
Is the gun for when Billy Ray comes after you to get his daughter back? Haha well if you need help spending all those hundreds, you know where to find me!
I don’t have a camera to take a picture of my handbag, but I can tell you this much. All I found in there was a lot of rewards cards (I hate those things) and 5 different tubes of lip gloss. Time to prioritize my purse!
haha Bobby. You got a great sense of humour.
Hahaha Bobby, I love your man purse! I need to get me one of those too
@Monavie: I don’t have a camera either. One of my relatives stole it last year while spending the night. Sure…I’ll mail you a stack of hundreds…haha!
@Madhur: Thanks! I really need to get a life!
@Nick: You metrosexual weirdo! I’ll get you one for Christmas lol!!!
Love it!
Nicely done!!!
Bobby’s got a gun … chicklets and jelly undone … and can I have a small loan ??
I always thought a meme was only as fun as you make it. Your’s is great
I am putting this in my man purse and heading back to Hollydale 
Eric
@Robin: Thanks! I need a different one for each of my brightly colored outfits…haha!
@Speedy: Thanks! I don’t share my jelly, it’s personal…and cinnamon flavored!!!!
Hey there! Nice to see ya on the Entrecard circuit! I just joined a few days ago, after “reactivating” myself after many months of silence.
Enjoyed your take on this meme
~willow~
Willow! I can’t believe it’s you! It’s so great to hear from you
Hey Bobby,
I just thought I would share with you, and your readers, some of my my thoughts on Technorati, et al….. (It’s all on my site:)
“Many directories use a combination of Technorati Authority, Incoming Links, Google Page Ranks, etc. I know from personal experience and the experience of many other bloggers I know, that this also cannot be trusted. On one of my blogs, within a 2 month period my Google Page ranking went from a 0 to a 4, to a 3 and then to a 2, with no explanation. My readership stayed the same. In other words I do not trust PR. Anyways, readership does not necessarly define a good site, it more defines good promotion of that sie.
With Technorati, they decide, usually in an arbitrary manner, your “Authority”. Technorati has a 180 day rule (only incoming links over the prior 180 days are counted towards your “Authority”.) I totally disagree with this rule. I believe that an incoming link should be counted for as long as the link, and/or the linking site, exists.
Also, with Technorati, if you have too many links on one post, they accuse you of “gaming” and freeze your “Authority”, as well as showing zero incoming links. I have also known them to arbitrarily reduce your authority by as much as 90%. Linking games (memes) are part of the allure and fun of the blogging. Technorati doesn’t seem to understand that.
To continue my Technorati tirade…… On my other site, according to Technorati, I had approximately 5,200 “Blog Reactions.” Now it seems, over night, I have 3,600 “Blog Reaction.” This is simply another example of the unreliability and/or vinictiveness of Technorati, not to mention their arbitrary rules and their holier than though attitude..”
Mel, Technorati authority only affects the people who actually use it as a blog search engine. I have never known anyone that actually uses it to search anything; therefore, Technorati is irrelevant.
Writing relevant and creative articles that are actually about something is the only reason any blog should ever get a link.
I have 48 individual articles that are on page one Google search results, many of which are #1. I did it simply by writing things people search for. I don’t check my stats very often because they don’t matter. When I started blogging, the first thing I did when looking at another blog was to check their page rank and Alexa stats (I once had a toolbar for both) and compare myself against them. This almost ruined my level of self-expression and desire to write great articles in favor of just improving stats.
Once I stopped doing that, I freed myself. My blog has readers because I put so much into writing quality, not quantity.
The best bet is to do the same and disregard Technorati, page rank and all statistical separatism
Yes, I go with the Tic Tacs - I like to have sweet, minty-fresh… You never know!!!.
If a purse is not in leather, then its no-purse. hahaha. (i live in Italy for now)
@Kabatology: Ah, so guys in Italy carry purses? I thought they were all in the mafia…lol!
Do you like soccer?You should have heard of David Beckham; you need to see footballers go around, they all have their fancy Louis Vuitton purses and mp3.
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