Category: horror
Horrified! My Weird Neighbors
The house directly across the street is a rental property and many weird neighbors have come and gone. None have provided such a disgusting spectacle as the freaks that finally moved out today - thank God they are finally gone.
Around three months ago, I walked outside to check the mail; what I saw roasted the [...]
Midnight Exorcism
I slithered through the back alleys of viscid blackness - a thickened spume of midnight - echoes of terror trickling from the frothing gutters of silence. From betwixt the stench of fermenting decomposition, a pungent-sweet dankness rolled in from the dead-end crevasse to my left. An aromatic cannabinoid, poisoning the nostrilic apertures of my hemorrhaging [...]
Psychotic Fiesta
I have not been blogging much lately because I have gone insane. I lost it (the ‘it’ people refer to as a necessity to function in society) last week when my paranoid delusions culminated in a severe breakdown - an unhinged instability churning like tornadic razors, gnawing at my sanity. It all started with a [...]
Faceless Friday: Freakish Femalien
After my previous story, The Fruity Pebbles Nightmare, I felt like I needed to share a picture of Maria. Like I said, she was kicked in the face by a Clydesdale horse and doesn’t look right. She did win Ms. Aberrant Oddity 2008 at the Mississippi state fair - it was quite wonderful. Her family [...]
The Fruity Pebbles Nightmare
A few years ago, I had a job working for the Army Core of Engineers to assess storm damage after hurricane Katrina. I had a bad crush on one of the office girls named Maria, who made my heart palpitate so intensely, I almost passed out every time I talked to her.
One afternoon, they were [...]
Death By Cigarette
Afternoon of Terror
The scorching sun poured it’s flesh blistering rays upon my face - a cascading vortex of acidic liquid light - bone charring solar beams cooking my blood into a thickened syrup. I walked down the sidewalk on 28th street, passing a nasty horde of crack dealers and prostitutes. They all stood in front [...]
Freakish Jobs: Copa Casino - Worst Employee Ever
Maybe I am the worst employee ever, or maybe I’ve had the worst employers known in the history of Earth - you be the judge. I was once employed by the Copa Casino in Gulfport, Mississippi - one of the most freakish jobs I’ve ever had. It was for the most part a great place [...]
Lab Grown In Vitro Meat - Hamburger Horror
I was eating a hamburger earlier, and while crushing the meat fibers with my powerful muscle driven molars, I wondered what the animal’s life was like. Did anyone ever pet the poor beast? Did anyone scratch behind it’s fly attracting ears? Did it have a name? Was it ever loved? I gnawed another bite of [...]
Comment Count
Get your Badge!
-
Subscribe!
-
Sponsors
