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Saturday, June 28th, 2008Is it really possible to make money with Twitter? Does it really benefit your site? I think there’s a Twitter conspiracy going on behind the scenes. With government and military conspiracy theories going on all across the world, we are used to them. There’s the theory that the American government is ran by a secret [...]
Quirk
Thursday, June 26th, 2008What exactly is a quirk? It sounds like a grotesque, protruding nodule or growth that requires surgery, “I can’t come into work today, I have a grisly quirk on my tender inner thigh and it’s dripping fluid!”
Mr. Boss says, “Yeech…stay home. Don’t come here and spread that nasty virus…take five weeks if you need it! [...]
Freakish Jobs: Copa Casino - Worst Employee Ever
Sunday, June 22nd, 2008Maybe I am the worst employee ever, or maybe I’ve had the worst employers known in the history of Earth - you be the judge. I was once employed by the Copa Casino in Gulfport, Mississippi - one of the most freakish jobs I’ve ever had. It was for the most part a great place [...]
Crooked Politicians and the Honor of a Common Thief
Thursday, June 12th, 2008Hey everyone, I was watching the news on CNN earlier - The Glenn Beck Show. Don’t worry if you don’t know who Glenn Beck is, and don’t stop reading because you despise politics with the most soul searing, black hearted hatred a human being could possibly muster; I promise you’ll understand this post. I don’t [...]
Lab Grown In Vitro Meat - Hamburger Horror
Thursday, June 5th, 2008I was eating a hamburger earlier, and while crushing the meat fibers with my powerful muscle driven molars, I wondered what the animal’s life was like. Did anyone ever pet the poor beast? Did anyone scratch behind it’s fly attracting ears? Did it have a name? Was it ever loved? I gnawed another bite of [...]
The Insanity of Stereotypes, Labels and Generalizations
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008I was filling out a job application and couldn’t help but feel violated because of the detailed information required. I’m going for something much higher paying than I have now which is understandable because of the collapsing economy. One thing on my mind is how people are stereotyped, labeled and categorized in modern society. Like [...]
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