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		<title>Busting Bizarro Cherry</title>
		<link>http://revellian.com/2009/05/21/busting-bizarro-cherry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 04:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Revell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my first experimentation with the bizarro genre. I had to bust my bizarro cherry. After writing it, I stared at it for an hour wondering. The icy flock of frigid writers congregated in that digital sardine can named Twitter with its poisonous lead sealant and its cereal box logo, all bright and shiny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Monet Defiled</title>
		<link>http://revellian.com/2009/04/15/the-monet-defiled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Revell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alessandra Francesca D&#8217;Olivera plugs her left nostril with outstretched pinky embellished with sharply honed viridian nail and blows a fluttering whip of blood-yolk which twirls like injured dragonfly sticking to a gold-brimmed replica of Claude Monet&#8217;s gorgeous 1915 painting Nympheas as the maddened crush of spectators stand in disgusted awe of her dead-eye-dick incisiveness; the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Headed To The Vatican Baby</title>
		<link>http://revellian.com/2009/02/13/im-headed-to-the-vatican-baby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 15:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Revell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My good blooging buddy Teeni from The Vaguetarian Tea Room offered these great questions for me to answer and I am happy to oblige. She did a great job coming up with unusual things to ask and of course I have many strange answers to each. This is like a do-it-yourself meme where you have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christian Bale&#8217;s Psycho Explosion</title>
		<link>http://revellian.com/2009/02/04/christian-bales-psycho-explosion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 11:12:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Revell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I normally never write about entertainment or movie stars, but I am compelled to mention actor Christian Bale&#8217;s explosive tirade against the director of photography during filming of his new flick Terminator Salvation. Bale has been one of my favorite actors since his riveting performance as the psychotic yuppie Patrick Bateman in American Psycho&#8211;a film [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>29</slash:comments>
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		<title>Rubber Poem &amp; Beavers: Worded-less Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://revellian.com/2008/12/17/rubber-poem-beavers-worded-less-wednesday/</link>
		<comments>http://revellian.com/2008/12/17/rubber-poem-beavers-worded-less-wednesday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 15:49:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Revell</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[condom]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://revellian.com/?p=1670</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My friend Debbie aka Miss MoneyPenny (read her Secret Beaver Box) and I were discussing the idea of Worded Wednesday rather than Wordless Wednesday &#8211; not by any means a new idea, but definitely an interesting one. I&#8217;ve decided to do both simultaneously because of my penchant for dualistic comprehension. She is expecting me to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Go Green &#8211; The Green Funeral Movement</title>
		<link>http://revellian.com/2008/12/02/go-green-the-green-funeral-movement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:02:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Revell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I remember as a three year old child dreaming about how my body would be disposed of upon my eventual death, a beautiful memory romantically cherished by my family. I simply wanted to go green with a green funeral. As a maniacally driven environmental zealot&#8212;a radical extremist for going green&#8212;proper riddance of my corpse has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Photo Manipulation Stimulation</title>
		<link>http://revellian.com/2008/11/24/photo-manipulation-stimulation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 12:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Revell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[freeware tools]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[online tools]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I decided to change my Entrecard picture because I became tired of it. I still think it&#8217;s a cool picture but probably gave a few people the creeps along the line. I really put little time into actually using Entrecard because I do not want to depend on it for traffic. I&#8217;ve seen some hardcore [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Endoscopic Dream Date From Hell</title>
		<link>http://revellian.com/2008/11/21/endoscopic-dream-date-from-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Revell</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[blind dates]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sat as a hopeless derelict sipping my thirty-seventh mug of Samuel Adams Boston Lager &#8211; swilling frothy brew from the bottom of my life barrel. I was a classless, bourgeoisie, and drunken vandal of rough-cut peasantry. It was a lonely night in Frank&#8217;s lounge &#8211; just Frank and I in his local rat-hole of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>39</slash:comments>
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		<title>Cool &amp; Free Face Morphing Tools</title>
		<link>http://revellian.com/2008/10/06/cool-free-face-morphing-tools/</link>
		<comments>http://revellian.com/2008/10/06/cool-free-face-morphing-tools/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Revell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I staggered across this great site Perception Lab, which offers awesome cool and free face morphing tools. See what you look like in old age, as a child, as a different race or many other options &#8211; very cool indeed. This is one of the better face morph sites I&#8217;ve run across. I&#8217;ve always wondered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horrified! My Weird Neighbors</title>
		<link>http://revellian.com/2008/10/02/horrified-my-weird-neighbors/</link>
		<comments>http://revellian.com/2008/10/02/horrified-my-weird-neighbors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:32:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Revell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The house directly across the street is a rental property and many weird neighbors have come and gone. None have provided such a disgusting spectacle as the freaks that finally moved out today &#8211; thank God they are finally gone. Around three months ago, I walked outside to check the mail; what I saw roasted [...]]]></description>
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