Category: Humor
Freakish Jobs: Copa Casino - Worst Employee Ever
Maybe I am the worst employee ever, or maybe I’ve had the worst employers known in the history of Earth - you be the judge. I was once employed by the Copa Casino in Gulfport, Mississippi - one of the most freakish jobs I’ve ever had. It was for the most part a great place [...]
Crooked Politicians and the Honor of a Common Thief
Hey everyone, I was watching the news on CNN earlier - The Glenn Beck Show. Don’t worry if you don’t know who Glenn Beck is, and don’t stop reading because you despise politics with the most soul searing, black hearted hatred a human being could possibly muster; I promise you’ll understand this post. I don’t [...]
Lab Grown In Vitro Meat - Hamburger Horror
I was eating a hamburger earlier, and while crushing the meat fibers with my powerful muscle driven molars, I wondered what the animal’s life was like. Did anyone ever pet the poor beast? Did anyone scratch behind it’s fly attracting ears? Did it have a name? Was it ever loved? I gnawed another bite of [...]
The Insanity of Stereotypes, Labels and Generalizations
I was filling out a job application and couldn’t help but feel violated because of the detailed information required. I’m going for something much higher paying than I have now which is understandable because of the collapsing economy. One thing on my mind is how people are stereotyped, labeled and categorized in modern society. Like [...]
Solicitation: Britney Spears & Judge Judy
I never visit New Orleans without incident. There is always something weird that happens to me and this trip was no exception. I walked out of an occult shoppe in the French Quarter where I purchased a brand new set of Haitian voodoo dolls. With the weekend coming up, I hate to be without [...]
Advertising On Your Body and Soul
Blogging scares news corporations and the entertainment industry, and it keeps getting better. Now, with the Internet, people like to entertain themselves, and become their own stars. YouTube and social networking sites are having a powerful effect on how money is made - it’s becoming more about the people and less about the huge [...]
Rent Yourself A New Image
We are bombarded with the importance of image and societal class every day of our lives. The way a person looks is often placed above their values and it is reinforced by compliments and feelings of false self-esteem.
People buy $25,000.00 Rolex watches on credit so people will view them as high class citizens. Hence they [...]
The Beer Swizzling Dope Smoking Guitar Student
I got a new job this week! The reason I decided to get a real job is because I haven’t paid taxes in three years…haha. So, what do I do for a living? Currently, I teach guitar lessons, which I’ve been doing off and on since I was a teenager. My business is steady and [...]
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