Category: Humor

Solicitation: Britney Spears & Judge Judy

I never visit New Orleans without incident. There is always something weird that happens to me and this trip was no exception. I walked out of an occult shoppe in the French Quarter where I purchased a brand new set of Haitian voodoo dolls. With the weekend coming up, I hate to be without [...]

Advertising On Your Body and Soul

Blogging scares news corporations and the entertainment industry, and it keeps getting better. Now, with the Internet, people like to entertain themselves, and become their own stars. YouTube and social networking sites are having a powerful effect on how money is made - it’s becoming more about the people and less about the huge [...]

Rent Yourself A New Image

We are bombarded with the importance of image and societal class every day of our lives. The way a person looks is often placed above their values and it is reinforced by compliments and feelings of false self-esteem.
People buy $25,000.00 Rolex watches on credit so people will view them as high class citizens. Hence they [...]

The Beer Swizzling Dope Smoking Guitar Student

I got a new job this week! The reason I decided to get a real job is because I haven’t paid taxes in three years…haha. So, what do I do for a living? Currently, I teach guitar lessons, which I’ve been doing off and on since I was a teenager. My business is steady and [...]

Revelliantology For Newbies

The first time I ever heard of ‘the law of attraction’, I knew exactly what it was - before I actually read a book about it. Someone simply relabeled positive thinking, positive self projection and persuasion with a catchy new title and some quasi-elitist, highly vernacular jargon. It just amazes me that relabeling something [...]

Faceless Friday

This is a picture of my friend Randy Hover after his father picked him up from the taxidermist (they did a fantastic job!). We thought he looked great compared to how he looked before being shot in the face by his own mother. Every Christmas, his mother places a candle in his hollowed out skull [...]

Love Hate Circumambulate

I was tagged by Marzie and Bobo on this love hate meme (a replicating post that moves from blog to blog building a chain of links and relies on propagation through tagging a new list of bloggers to join in - the Revellian definition…hehe)
1. I love to eat: Thinker’s Tripe - butter sauteed medulla oblongata [...]

Happy Birthday To Me

I normally don’t celebrate birthdays with a lot of enthusiasm, unless of course, I’m tagged by Marzie from her post Birthday Month Personality Meme! I know I was tagged on several birthday memes throughout this year, but this one happens to be right on time!
I read somewhere that forty was the new twenty…hahahaha…but I’m not [...]

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