Is it really possible to make money with Twitter? Does it really benefit your site? I think there’s a Twitter conspiracy going on behind the scenes. With government and military conspiracy theories going on all across the world, we are used to them. There’s the theory that the American government is ran by a secret group of individuals known as the Illuminati (the deepest inner core of the Freemasons). It is believed by some that all forms of mass media entertainment is a type of mass brainwashing to create brain dead citizens while the evil government enslaves it’s own citizens in a bloodthirsty quest for power and world domination. Maybe it’s not true and our votes really do count – now that’s a theory!
Twitter’s Purpose
I’ve been using Twitter for a while. The entire time, I’ve been looking for a reason why. I kept thinking I had missed something and wasn’t getting all the benefits from it. This leads to the real question: why was it created and what is it’s real purpose?
- It was created by mind control experts, using similar techniques of mass hypnosis designed by Hitler and Stalin.
- It keep the masses of personal bloggers busy wasting time.
- The money and seo bloggers know the maddening hordes of personal bloggers will never really earn them money (except for the seo books purchased which they don’t understand). Generally, it is search engine traffic that brings the cash, not Big Bucks Blogspotter Billy’s visits (wow, that is a great tongue twister).
- The evil programmers behind the curtain know this, and they designed Twitter to keep people running in circles asking, “I’m following 300 people, how many are you following? How many followers do you have?”
- While the seo masters rake in the cash, the sheep chase each other’s tails trying to keep up with everything 2000 people are doing – people they don’t even know.
The big money sites and seo experts love personal bloggers. It assures their success and guarantees a massive chunk of the Internet is automatically no threat to their ability to earn money. They don’t want everyone knowing the truth. They don’t want you critically thinking. They want you Twittering. While you read a blow by blow account of Billy Blogger’s hourly updates, the greed infested “experts” laugh hysterically – seven miles beneath the Earth’s crust in a secret back room – drinking champagne with all the world bankers.
Billy Blogger’s Story
He has spent $5000.00 on blog marketing books and seo training but has only earned $30.00 in three years. Google smartpriced his adsense so he will never reach the $100.00 threshold and get his first adsense check. Billy Blogger has reached the final, dreaded phase of twittering: he has become a twit. To understand the hidden nature of Twitter, you must know what twit means.
Twit – 1: An act of twitting: TAUNT 2: a silly annoying person: FOOL
As a verb, it means to make fun of. As a noun, it means to mock. It is the root of the word twitter, which means to talk in a chattering fashion (as a fool while being mocked by the elite). Can’t you see the hidden conspiracy? It’s time for us to wake up. Soon, the government will be implanting RFID Twitter tracking modules beneath our skin so we can twitter in a mesmerized, catatonic stupor of thoughtlessness.
While Billy Blogger still thinks he’ll make millions, he twitters insanely every 5 minutes:
- Billy’s Twitterings:
- I am drying off after my shower
- I am shellacking my armpits with antiperspirant
- I just got dressed
- oh no, I have to take a dump, now I’ll have to take another shower, I’m out of toilet paper
- I just bought the BlogMastermind course, I’ll be making millions soon
Google buries Billy’s Internet profile in a special file named: CASE CLOSED ![]()


