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AN URGENT FRIENDLY WARNING
ATTENTION
ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.
YOU WILL BE SAFE, I’M JUST EMAILING TO SAY GOODBYE.
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