If guns become illegal I’ll be dead because thats the only way you’ll get mine. I always hear, “If they didn’t have guns nobody would have been killed.”
If guns are made illegal here’s a list of other items that should be also:
- gasoline (I could soak you down)
- matches (and scorch your bones)
- baseball bats
- shovels
- knives
- pencils and pens
- cars
If some lunatic wants you dead a shovel could turn your skull into cerebellum lasagna. He could then dig a hole and bury you; guns can’t do all of that! We have to remove all pencils and pens from all schools and go back to finger painting. If guns are gone then other items will rise in popularity.
If alcohol were illegal you would see the most fiendish addicts every where making crack heads
look like pillars of society. I met an older very religious man who is against guns in society.
This same guy said, “You can’t trust a man with long hair or a beard!” and turned up a pint of corn whiskey, then saying “and those dope smoking scum bags, everywhere you look!”
I told him, “Yeah, Jesus and Abraham Lincoln sure were some low down thugs!”
Of course he was my employer and I was immediately fired and escorted off premises
by gun toting security guards!!!! As I was being walked out I yelled, “And Jesus smoked weed and hashish too!!!”
Thats probably why those upstanding guards beat the hell out of me. It’s a world of insane stupidity!
