Category: horror
Faceless Friday: Freakish Femalien
After my previous story, The Fruity Pebbles Nightmare, I felt like I needed to share a picture of Maria. Like I said, she was kicked in the face by a Clydesdale horse and doesn’t look right. She did win Ms. Aberrant Oddity 2008 at the Mississippi state fair - it was quite wonderful. Her family [...]
The Fruity Pebbles Nightmare
A few years ago, I had a job working for the Army Core of Engineers to assess storm damage after hurricane Katrina. I had a bad crush on one of the office girls named Maria, who made my heart palpitate so intensely, I almost passed out every time I talked to her.
One afternoon, they were [...]
Death By Cigarette
Afternoon of Terror
The scorching sun poured it’s flesh blistering rays upon my face - a cascading vortex of acidic liquid light - bone charring solar beams cooking my blood into a thickened syrup. I walked down the sidewalk on 28th street, passing a nasty horde of crack dealers and prostitutes. They all stood in front [...]
Freakish Jobs: Copa Casino - Worst Employee Ever
Maybe I am the worst employee ever, or maybe I’ve had the worst employers known in the history of Earth - you be the judge. I was once employed by the Copa Casino in Gulfport, Mississippi - one of the most freakish jobs I’ve ever had. It was for the most part a great place [...]
Lab Grown In Vitro Meat - Hamburger Horror
I was eating a hamburger earlier, and while crushing the meat fibers with my powerful muscle driven molars, I wondered what the animal’s life was like. Did anyone ever pet the poor beast? Did anyone scratch behind it’s fly attracting ears? Did it have a name? Was it ever loved? I gnawed another bite of [...]
Solicitation: Britney Spears & Judge Judy
I never visit New Orleans without incident. There is always something weird that happens to me and this trip was no exception. I walked out of an occult shoppe in the French Quarter where I purchased a brand new set of Haitian voodoo dolls. With the weekend coming up, I hate to be without [...]
Lucid Nightmare - Devoured By Cannibal
“It is better to fall among crows than flatterers; for those devour only the dead — these the living.” — Antisthenes (444-371 BC).
It was a lazy Thursday afternoon and I felt the curtains of deep slumber calling out to me. I had been trying all week to have a lucid dream, particularly one filled with [...]
The Waffle House Massacre
12:00 Midnight
I could feel strangeness in the air as I drove through the midnight mist. A full blood-moon eerily hung, spilling it’s maddening radiance across the black gulf water, which was but a short distance from highway 90. It was a desolate night, and I was the only car on the road. I rolled my [...]
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