Category: horror
Freakish Jobs: Copa Casino - Worst Employee Ever
Maybe I am the worst employee ever, or maybe I’ve had the worst employers known in the history of Earth - you be the judge. I was once employed by the Copa Casino in Gulfport, Mississippi - one of the most freakish jobs I’ve ever had. It was for the most part a great place [...]
Lab Grown In Vitro Meat - Hamburger Horror
I was eating a hamburger earlier, and while crushing the meat fibers with my powerful muscle driven molars, I wondered what the animal’s life was like. Did anyone ever pet the poor beast? Did anyone scratch behind it’s fly attracting ears? Did it have a name? Was it ever loved? I gnawed another bite of [...]
Solicitation: Britney Spears & Judge Judy
I never visit New Orleans without incident. There is always something weird that happens to me and this trip was no exception. I walked out of an occult shoppe in the French Quarter where I purchased a brand new set of Haitian voodoo dolls. With the weekend coming up, I hate to be without [...]
Lucid Nightmare - Devoured By Cannibal
“It is better to fall among crows than flatterers; for those devour only the dead — these the living.” — Antisthenes (444-371 BC).
It was a lazy Thursday afternoon and I felt the curtains of deep slumber calling out to me. I had been trying all week to have a lucid dream, particularly one filled with [...]
The Waffle House Massacre
12:00 Midnight
I could feel strangeness in the air as I drove through the midnight mist. A full blood-moon eerily hung, spilling it’s maddening radiance across the black gulf water, which was but a short distance from highway 90. It was a desolate night, and I was the only car on the road. I rolled my [...]
The Blood River Flesh Hunter
Kuagili knelt to the blood river’s edge, her knees seated in warm black crystalline mud - a breathing plaque, percolating on transparent flesh. Cities of iridescence - muscular neurons firing off sparkled atop the liquid surface as it undulated - a gelatinous billow of shimmering flow.
She was tired of running. Seven long days [...]
Killing Old Hag
I’m wandering through the frozen foods section in Wal-Mart wearing an ornate aura of nomadism, which masks my wicked intentions. Frozen dinners are the main part of my diet and I love shopping for them.
I’m reading the label on on a box of frozen egg rolls for twenty-five minutes while this vulgar old hag impatiently [...]
Lick Your Fingers Clean
There it was again…my peripheral vision playing tricks on me, this quivering black shadow. I turned to look - evaporating, producing a humid steam…an exhalation of pungent dead man’s breath. I tried to comprehend where I was, the shadows of confusion encrusting my reality…what the hell is going on?
Oh my God…the morbid stench splashed across [...]
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