I normally never write about entertainment or movie stars, but I am compelled to mention actor Christian Bale’s explosive tirade against the director of photography during filming of his new flick Terminator Salvation. Bale has been one of my favorite actors since his riveting performance as the psychotic yuppie Patrick Bateman in American Psycho–a film based on the book by one of my idols, Bret Easton Ellis.
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Posts Tagged psycho
This is a guest post by the beautiful psychopath, Jessica Summer: Jessica’s Seduction: Horror Story of Passion–a terrifying vision of sex, murder, love and disgust. Warning: This story is extremely graphic and offensively morbid.
Eleven asymmetrical thoughts churned, fondling cerebral membranes–coagulated, shattered prisms separated by mastery–unseen by eyeless heads, forgotten by the unborn and those long dead. Insanity is an offensive word I choose not. An unclean twitch wormed betwixt my mind; silent tornadoes screaming extinction within my vacuum–my chamber of mangled blood-knot cognition. Killing is so unsatisfying. The screams of a victim facing my blade have faded in dust sheathed boredom.
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Funny Advertising
Oct 5
My 2nd Review
First I want to thank my new friend Sara from the Blog Pajama Professional, for surprising me with a stellar review! It was totally cool and unexpected. I don’t know if many of you have given much thought to my tag line, “Psycho-linguistical Dialectology: From The Edge”.
She broke it down like this:
Psycho as an appended prefix generally means related to the mind, mental. Linguistical is of or pertaining to language. So . . . so far we have language as it related to the mind. Kind of. Lets see if pulling in the last word will help. Dialectology: The branch of philology that is devoted to the study of dialects.
This is just a slice of her fantasic analysis! Thank you so much Sara! I love it! She reviewed my blog and it was so nice! Go read the review, Revellian: A Breath of Fresh Air.
Funny Advertising
I thought of something that really cracked me up today about advertising and personal blogs. Imagine that real advertising in magazines, newspapers and TV were combined with personal views from store employees, etc.
Some of us are trying to make money with our personal blogs. We are opinionated and don’t care what people think. I thought of a scenario where me and some of my blogging buddies work in a grocery store together. This imaginary store allows us to add personal commentary on their ads to provide us with some very funny advertising. Check it out:
Bag-boy Bobby says: This job sucks. I never get my two 15 minute breaks and the manager cheated me on my paycheck again. I hate this place. Don’t shop here! There are giant rats in the back storage areas. This is the MOST UNETHICAL store I have ever seen. Join me in my mission to destroy this company!!!!!
Shelf Stocker Rolando from RPlayground says: It’s not the lemons I care about, it’s the wonderful people who buy them! If you see me while cruising isle 6 placing pork&beans on the bottom shelf, stop and say hi! We can chat about anything! More importantly, we can talk about you and your beautiful family!
Cashier Girl Genie Princess from Mariuca says: Who cares about these stupid lemons! My sweet and fluffy kitty cat, Phoebe is the cutest kitty ever! I just love her! She prances like a little princess and when she hops, she looks like a fluffy bunny…YAY!!!! I love my Phoebe:)
Vegetable Guy Seiche says: Steal my lemons and I’ll break your face. I have a freezer full of chumps who tried it…go ahead, I dare you.
Okay, you get the idea. It’s all in the name of humor! I didn’t ask my coworkers for permission to add them into this article so I hope none of you mind. It would have lost it’s edge and been less of a surprise. I have some other ideas coming soon to an ad near you!
