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Concise Blogging or Blogging Laziness?

As a Twitter voyeur and back room social network peeping Tom, I notice lots of little trends. One such trend is this idea of blogging brevity, concision, short to-the-point articles and so forth. Is this concise blogging or blogging laziness . . . I suspect a little of both.

Some bloggers are adamant about short, precise posts–getting rid of all extraneous adjectives and adverbs–distilling everything into a neat, quickly read package. But why? I agree, some types of articles should be short and succinct. Some bloggers come to a lengthy post and immediately leave saying, “What an idiot. I don’t have time to read more than 500 words. Hasn’t this writer heard of lean writing?”

Are you one of those if it takes me more than 30 seconds to read I’m off to the next blog bloggers? If you can’t read a lengthy article, you would never make it through an entire book. You’re might not a blogger. You might be a frogger hopping from site to site with the attention span of a reptile (with a full belly).

Are you so concerned about getting to your daily read numbers or EC credits that you would skip reading a great post due to length? If you aren’t willing to actually read and savor some of the great writing out there, perhaps you are just plain lazy. Maybe you’re in blogging for a different reason than I am. Some people have 20,000 sites in their RSS reader and scan them all (I don’t use RSS, I actually go to the actual site to read). And that’s the thing: they don’t read . . . they gloss over and scan.

When I read someone’s article, I take my time and really read it (sometimes 2-3 times if it’s really good). It prevents me from being able to read a million blogs, but I feel like they worked hard on it so it deserves some real attention–especially if they are my friend.

Another Rant

I know one blogger (who shall remain nameless because I will not add to his incoming links) who is known as a social network maven with over 25,000 Twitter followers. The other day, he published an article about commenting–not an even remotely informative, fresh, new, insightful or well written one–but a decent plagiarized article.  I’d say below average, written on a high school level and devoid of all originality. Yes I am brutally honest and impeccably accurate.

The post got almost 200 comments from 200 different people in just a few hours–not just one commentator leaving most of them as on some sites. The author replied to only two comments. OK . . . a below average article (by any standard) about rehashed antiquated has-been information getting that much support? How is that possible?

The comments were like:

“This article changed my life. I am astonished. You are a genius.”

or

“You’ve done it again. This is why you are a networking god. You are the best and I only hope to be 1/32 as knowledgeable as you one day.”

Just endless ass kissing and ridiculous schmoozing. I was LMAO.

Many bloggers believe that by kissing the asses of the “big dogs”, somehow their popularity will rub off on them. Sheep make the money world go around.

I would be freaking embarrassed to tell someone how great they are just to score brownie points. This is why I generally never read marketing, SEO, and make money on line blogs (maybe a few). Their audiences make me wanna puke. If I had that kind of popularity and got that many brown-nosing comments I would reply to each one individually and say, “Get a life.”

Seriously.

Now there’s some blogging brevity for you.

Stuff that in your blog taco and eat it . . . I feel all better now.

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Twitter-Facebook-Stumbleupon: The Blogging Trinity?

I’ve tried out and am a member of so many social networking sites it has become preposterous. I really don’t like any of them that much, but Twitter, Facebook and Stumbleupon seem to be the only ones having any relevance. I’ve always thought that blogging and commenting are the best way to social network, and the others are simply supplements.
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The Twitter Conspiracy

Is it really possible to make money with Twitter? Does it really benefit your site? I think there’s a Twitter conspiracy going on behind the scenes. With government and military conspiracy theories going on all across the world, we are used to them. There’s the theory that the American government is ran by a secret group of individuals known as the Illuminati (the deepest inner core of the Freemasons). It is believed by some that all forms of mass media entertainment is a type of mass brainwashing to create brain dead citizens while the evil government enslaves it’s own citizens in a bloodthirsty quest for power and world domination. Maybe it’s not true and our votes really do count – now that’s a theory!

Twitter’s Purpose

I’ve been using Twitter for a while. The entire time, I’ve been looking for a reason why. I kept thinking I had missed something and wasn’t getting all the benefits from it. This leads to the real question: why was it created and what is it’s real purpose?

  • It was created by mind control experts, using similar techniques of mass hypnosis designed by Hitler and Stalin.
  • It keep the masses of personal bloggers busy wasting time.
  • The money and seo bloggers know the maddening hordes of personal bloggers will never really earn them money (except for the seo books purchased which they don’t understand). Generally, it is search engine traffic that brings the cash, not Big Bucks Blogspotter Billy’s visits (wow, that is a great tongue twister).
  • The evil programmers behind the curtain know this, and they designed Twitter to keep people running in circles asking, “I’m following 300 people, how many are you following? How many followers do you have?”
  • While the seo masters rake in the cash, the sheep chase each other’s tails trying to keep up with everything 2000 people are doing – people they don’t even know.

The big money sites and seo experts love personal bloggers. It assures their success and guarantees a massive chunk of the Internet is automatically no threat to their ability to earn money. They don’t want everyone knowing the truth. They don’t want you critically thinking. They want you Twittering. While you read a blow by blow account of Billy Blogger’s hourly updates, the greed infested “experts” laugh hysterically – seven miles beneath the Earth’s crust in a secret back room – drinking champagne with all the world bankers.

Billy Blogger’s Story

He has spent $5000.00 on blog marketing books and seo training but has only earned $30.00 in three years. Google smartpriced his adsense so he will never reach the $100.00 threshold and get his first adsense check. Billy Blogger has reached the final, dreaded phase of twittering: he has become a twit. To understand the hidden nature of Twitter, you must know what twit means.

Twit1: An act of twitting: TAUNT  2: a silly annoying person: FOOL

As a verb, it means to make fun of. As a noun, it means to mock. It is the root of the word twitter, which means to talk in a chattering fashion (as a fool while being mocked by the elite).  Can’t you see the hidden conspiracy? It’s time for us to wake up. Soon, the government will be implanting RFID Twitter tracking modules beneath our skin so we can twitter in a mesmerized, catatonic stupor of thoughtlessness.

While Billy Blogger still thinks he’ll make millions, he twitters insanely every 5 minutes:

  • Billy’s Twitterings:
  1. I am drying off after my shower
  2. I am shellacking my armpits with antiperspirant
  3. I just got dressed
  4. oh no, I have to take a dump, now I’ll have to take another shower, I’m out of toilet paper
  5. I just bought the BlogMastermind course, I’ll be making millions soon

Google buries Billy’s Internet profile in a special file named: CASE CLOSED :mrgreen:

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